OT: Why every woman SHOULD be a...Foxhound!
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Author:  The Duchess of Mint [ Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:06 am ]
Post subject:  OT: Why every woman SHOULD be a...Foxhound!

Dear Musicals.Net Posters,

I don't enjoy being a Foxhound (A woman who searches on the order to find out what her suddenly silent boyfriend is doing), but I am glad that I am, because I've found him on more dating sites, I SWEAR!

So...ladies, even if you feel guilty about being a Foxhound (Ie: A "fox" who isn't afraid to sniff out the truth about guys online), then don't, because those guys are out there...on dating sites...on CRAIGSLIST, etc. I wouldn't put it past my boyfriend to claim that he'd been abducted by aliens...just so that he could get away with some free action...SOMEWHERE. ARG!

Well, let me just say that I'M about ready to be deliberately abducted by aliens, 'cause THEIR leader would be more willing to date me than my own boyfriend. ARG...AGAIN, I am SHURR! He's not horny enough to hop into a truck...and drive for TWO FREAKIN' HOURS to see me.

Still, I'm glad that I now know that he's already trolling Craigslist, fer SHURR. If I ever, EVER get to see him in person...for the first time in almost TWO YEARS, that STD test will be ORDERED IMMEDIATELY, because I'M not gonna be probed by guys in white gloves for non-seductive purposes...for three hours, just because of some total jello head, I am SHURR!

Well, this is your friendly reality show contestant, signing off...LOL!

Thanks in advance for your replies, which MUST be submitted in WRITING.

Author:  Simoesbarb [ Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: OT: Why every woman SHOULD be a...Foxhound!

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