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OT: Would YOU ever become, or date, a "Real Life Barbie"? 
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Post OT: Would YOU ever become, or date, a "Real Life Barbie"?
Dear Musicals.Net Posters,

This message is for the ladies...AND for the guys!

Would YOU ever become, or date...a "Real Life Barbie"...like...

DAKOTA ROSE?

http://www.whatsonshenzhen.com/news_ima ... a_Rose.jpg

http://polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out= ... d=59275899

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JPqdRzAgFAk/T ... byo_02.gif

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HOQwaAzEpmg/U ... 171419.jpg

I would TOTALLY become a "Real Life Barbie"...if it guaranteed me a lifetime's worth of sex with buff "Real Life Kens", no dangerous implants, no maintenance, no jeering on the streets, no unexpected, crazed fan attacks...OR hate rapes, no more than ONE interview with the Ripley's Believe It Or Not guy, no embarrassment for my entire family, no aging, and no bodily functions (If I'm going to bother being Barbie, I'd better not have to deal with illnesses, bathroom trips, or eating...EVER AGAIN...AND I'd better have relationships that are fit for a Class A porno movie, TOO! I'd better get the NON- STD bed...at the TOP of Hef's mansion, AND tons of publicity...AND my own private houseboat, AND my own private airliner, AND champagne to bathe in...TWICE a day...AND a fleet of...French Poodles...and Persian Cats...in all colors!)

For now, I'll stick with being able to stand up on my tiptoes LIKE a Barbie doll...in less than a second...in the shower...and being able to get into a Barbie-type pose in under three seconds. Whenever I'm sitting at a desk, I often pretend that I'm wearing heels, and, sometimes, when I'm in the shower, I'll see just how extreme I can make my high-heeled pose.

I still say that Dakota is the PRETTIEST of today's "Real Life Barbies", even if, in that schoolgirl pic, she DOES look a little bit like Emma Watson on crack! :lol:
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So, if you're a lady, would YOU ever become a "Real Life Barbie" (That is, IF you ever had enough money...OR planned to rob a bank without being caught)?

Oh, and guys, would you ever DATE a "Real Life Barbie"?

I don't think that I COULD become a real-life Barbie, because if I EVER lost too much weight, my boyfriend might hate me!

Thanks in advance for your replies.
8-)

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Post Re: OT: Would YOU ever become, or date, a "Real Life Barbie"
Cute face...

But she looks underage.

So.. :shh: can't say much.


Sun Nov 30, 2014 4:35 pm
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