OT: Why EVERY American woman should become "A Walking Coin"!
Dear Musicals.Net Posters,
I am not kidding when I say that I think that if SOME women can get free drinks, trips to Hawaii, and Moissanite necklaces...just for showing their boobs, or allowing an upskirt pic to be taken, then ALL American women should have the right to be "Walking Coins"! Now, THAT'S called, "My body, my choice...YOUR CASH!"
Think of the honest to goodness benefits of being not ONLY a woman, but a non-prostitute-practicing "Walking Coin"!:
* Whenever you wanted a free drink, you'd only have to flash the bartender in order to get said drink.
* Allowing your doctor to "examine" your rear end would result in a FREE medical exam, and if you flashed your insurance agent, you'd save even MORE money!
* Say that you weren't healthy enough to be an astronaut, but you always wanted to do so! Well, you'd only need strip for the entire NASA team....
* If you didn't have enough for college tuition, you could pay for your education by bribing each of your male professors with free upskirt pics each Friday for an entire year; you'd get "Extra Credit" for flashing a male dean each week for 4 years .
* Are those Raley's grocery totals too high? Maybe if you flashed a male cashier every so often....
* Have you ever hankered for a too-expensive necklace, bracelet, or fancy belt? Well, maybe you should approach a rich-looking, older guy every so often, give him a private eyeful, and lead him lovingly over to the window of your favorite jewelry store.
* You could get coin-carrying washermen to pay for your laundry at a laundermat by giving them a strip-tease show, and if there was a vending machine there, and the stock clerk stopped by, you could even get a free soda!
* If you made believe that you were starring in a porno...by putting on a strip-tease show, you could get a male usher to buy your popcorn and soda for you at the movies.
* Want a raise at work? Stop complaining, and give the male boss the visual "performance" that he REALLY wants!
* Want your ex to pay child support? Support your boobs, and then uncover them, and you can convince him to hand over the money! You both hate each other, but he loves the view, and you love to tease him, so....go FETCH...the money, that is.
You see? No prostitution. No STDs. If you're careful, no rape. So, become a "Walking Coin" today, and live for FREE!
Well, thanks in advance for your replies.