OT: A few burning questions that I MUST ask!
Dear Musicals.Net Posters,
The following are a few burning questions that I MUST ask:
* If "Tony Chestnut knows I love you!", then why has nobody ever tried to identify, and question, this "Tony Chestnut"? I mean, we don't even know the GENDER of "Tony Chestnut", and what he or she knows seems to be slightly creepy. "Tony Chestnut" sounds like a stalker, and somebody should really report him, or her...for knowing TOO MUCH about people who DON'T know him or her.
* "Peter Pan Syndrome" and "Wendy Syndrome" are REAL psychological conditions, so my question is as follows: "What are the classifications of Tinker Bell Syndrome, Tiger Lily Syndrome, and Captain Hook Syndrome?"
* Does anybody ELSE think that it's possible that the 1982 "Tylenol Murders" were REALLY just a suicidal person's attempt to hide their suicide by making their own death one among many others?
Thanks in advance for your replies.