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Just for fun, come up with ideas for musicals that would be terrible or wouldn't work. The funnier the better! You can even come up with lyrics and other details if you want

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Star Wars: The Musical! Watch your favourite science fantasy saga come to life through singing and dancing! Be amazed by songs such as 'I've Got a Bad Feeling About This', 'These Aren't The Droids You're Looking For', and 'With You, May The Force Be'! Marvel at Darth Vader's tap dance routine! And be enchanted by Chewbacca the wookie's beautiful solo number 'Wrrrrrru!'

Star Wars: The Musical! Opening soon


Now you come with one. You don't have to go in depth like I did if you want; sometimes a title alone is enough.

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Dear Musicals.Net Posters,

Cool idea, Ben!

TITLE: Tough Reality Babes Behaving Badly!

DESCRIPTION: What would happen if Snooki, Angelina, Bombshell Angie, and a few other tough reality t.v. babes got together in one show? Risk $500.00 per ticket to find out tonight! See the carnage of raw, uncensored catfights gone awry! Feel the passion of alcohol-induced hookups! Hear the F-bomb more times within the span of 5 minutes than you will hear it during the latest comedy movie! Hear ALSO the songs that made your favorite reality t.v. bad girls famous ("I'm Hot!", "Baby, I'm A Bad Girl!", etc.). It's one Bad-A** Broadway Broad-Fest when you put your money on the musical that's gonna shock The Great White Way!

DISCLAIMER: No REAL t.v. personalities will appear in the aforementioned show; in other words, if you are willing to pay $500.00 just to see the REAL Bombshell Angie, then you'll be disappointed...and angry...when you see that a Broadway actress is portraying her, and you'll probably tear up your tickets, and throw them into somebody's Pepsi Zero...and that person will probably start a fight with you, so that you'll BOTH be thrown out of the theatre!
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Jon Benet!

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I guess Ben hasn't heard...

http://www.infauxmedia.com/

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Brother Marvin Hinten, S. wrote:
I guess Ben hasn't heard...

http://www.infauxmedia.com/


I listened to a few songs and it was awful. I'm still trying to work out why there are funky discoish songs in there.

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At first I thought this was a really bad idea but...



You Brits really should let us do Dr Who...we know what we're doing. \:D/

And if there is any doubt about that.



So if some American guys in small studio apartment can do that, imagine how Hollywood can upstage the BBC. :thumbup:

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Hey, Jersey Boys actually got some pretty good reviews *ba dum tsh* :D


(I'm making jokes to adbots :( ...)

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Dear Musicals.Net Posters,

I can't believe that I didn't think of this before:

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"Lindsay Lohan: From Glamour to The Slammer!"

Coming SOON...to a live stage near YOU, is the musical that will FINALLY reveal the TRUE STORY of Lindsay Lohan's fall from Tinseltown grace! Aptly-titled, "Lindsay Lohan: From Glamour to The Slammer!" chronicles the life of the bombastic Miss Lohan...you'll see EXACTLY how she went from "Aren't you cute!?" to orange jumpsuit, from overnight sensation to total abomination, from star among stars to locked behind bars!

Speaking of the stars, you'll see such orange-jumpsuit divas as Paris Hilton and Martha Stewart, as they make guest appearances in designer orange jumpsuits, serenading each other as Lindsay's jailhouse companions.

You'll have the chance to hear such soon-to-be-classics as "I'm a Ginger AND a Binger" (No offense to all of you gingers, but Lindsay alone upholds sooo many of the stereotypes that y'all LOVE that we couldn't help ourselves... ;) ), "Just Give 'Em the Bird", "Would-Be Ann-Margret", "Jailhouse Strip", and "I Wanna Drink First".

If you choose to spend $1,000.00 per ticket, you'll enjoy the musical (AND a free martini during Intermission), but if you arrive at the musical's grand premiere, be prepared to spend $7500,000,000.00 per ticket, in exchange for that free martini, AND an after-party kegger with the stars (INCLUDING THE POLICEMAN-ESCORTED MISS LOHAN HERSELF!); it's gonna be an all-you-can-drink festival of *bleeped*-up fun! (WARNING: Hangover medication will NOT be provided, and you'll be kicked out of the reception hall at PRECISELY 1 A.M.)

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Thanks in advance for your replies.
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Jersey Shore: The Musical

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Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson

And miraculously, it's brilliant.

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