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Post Captain Austria
My stage manager had the hilarious idea that Captain Von Trapp is away from the home so much because he is secretly Captain Austria, the superhero defending the nation. His arch-nemesis is The Black Spider, a Nazi supervillian who is, in reality, Franz the butler.

Assisting and battling both of them, occasionally simultaneously, is Max Detweiller, also known as Appeasor. His catchphrase- "I'm not a villain; I'm a hero with no convictions." His services are always available to the highest bidder or the upper hand.

"I LOVE incarceration,
I could lock up a platoon,
I'll be strapping up an inmate,
Very tightly, very soon.
So wave one bachelor goodbye,
She'll be your bride- she'd rather die
Than have her daddy ossify
In my sordid saloon..."

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