Joined: Wed May 24, 2006 7:38 pm
Location: Okinawa, Japan
I kinda like it when you forget to give me presents. It makes me feel like we're married.
--Adelaide, "Guys and Dolls"
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... into his head.
--Cell Block Tango, "Chicago"
Homeless people do not wear fuzzy pink bras!
--Overheard by Renata at Rent
Missississippi. Capital M-I-double S-I-double S-I-double-P-I Mississippi
You know, Belle, there isn't a girl in town who wouldn't love to be in your shoes. This si the day your dreams come true!
--Gaston, "Beauty and the Beast"
A guy doesnt touch ya and it's true love. Maybe he was a pansy.
I can't help it. I'm used to leading.
If they want to disregard two hundred years of human bing-bang, that's their privilege.
--Jeff Douglas, "Brigadoon"
Why do you have to loose something to find out what it really means"
--Tommy Albright, "Brigadoon"
Everybody in the whole world who hates me is now here.
--Nathan Detroit, "Guys and Dolls"
Daddy, I got cider in my ear.
--Sky Masterson, "Guys and Dolls"
You can't just walk out of a drive-in.
My real name is Sidney Kenneth Beckinstein. My Jewish name is Rochmelev Ben Yockave Mire Beckinstein. And, my professional name is Gregory Gardener.
--Gregory Gardener, "A Chorus Line"
Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats.
I realize that I'm the president of this company, the man that's responsible for everything that goes on here. So, I want to state, right now, that anything that happened is not my fault.
--J.B. Biggley, "How to Succeed in Buisness without really trying"
There is no difference between the magic rhythms of Bill Shakespeare's immortal verse, and the magic rhythms of Bill Robinson's immortal feet.
--Jeffrey Cordova, "The Band Wagon"
Here, picture this... a rustic hunting lodge... my latest kill roasting on the fire... and my little wife, massaging my feet... while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs... we'll have six or seven.
--Gaston, "Beauty and the Beast"
As you can see, the psuedo-facade was stripped away to reveal a minimalist rococo design. Note the unusual inverted vaulted ceilings. This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. And, as I always say, "if it's not Baroque, don't fix it!"
--Cogsworth, "Beauty and the Beast"
Ma chère mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents... your dinner.
--Lumier, "Beauty and the Beast"
Randolph, your father's warned you. If you make another bomb, you'll get spanked.
--Doris McAfee, "Bye Bye Birdie"
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently.
--Billy Flynn, "Chicago"
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way! from you first cigarette your last dyin' days.
--Riff, "West Side Story"
Come in, come in! We won't bite you until we know you better.
--Anita, "West Side Story"
Softly, deftly, music shall carress you. Hear it, Feel it, Secretly possess you.
--The Phantom, "The Phantom of the Opera"
Think of me, think of me waking, silent and resigned. Imagine me, trying too hard to put you from my mind. Recall those days look back on all those times, think of the things we'll never do - there will never be a day, when I won't think of you.
--Christine, "The Phantom of the Opera"
Lot 666 then, ladies and gentlemen: a chandelier, in pieces. Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera, a mystery never fully explained. Our workshops have repaired it and wired parts for the new electric lights. Perhaps we can frighten the ghosts of so many years ago...with a little illumination. Gentlemen!
--Auctioneer, "The Phantom of the Opera"
There wasn't an F name in the Bible, so they named him Frankincense, because he smelled so sweet.
--Caleb, "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"
I ain't done nothin' wrong by speaking to the gentleman. I've a right to sell flowers if I keep off the kerb. I'm a respectable girl: so help me, I never spoke to him 'cept so far as to buy a flower off me.
--Eliza Doolittle, "My Fair Lady"
Seventy-six trombones led the big parade / with a hundred and ten cornets close at hand / They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos / the cream of every famous band!
--Harold Hill, "The Music Man'
I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun.
--Ali Hakim, "Oklahoma"
I know there's no other woman... no flesh-and-blood woman. But I can't fight this Lady Luck of yours, this fancy queen in her green felt dress.
--Magnolia, "Show Boat"
Mister... if you ever get to see Nollie, not get together with her I mean, but- if you ever do get to talk to her, don't ever tell her you saw me; I mean, don't ever tell her you saw me like this.
--Julie, "Show Boat"
If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times; do not fan the girls when they're wet! But you'll never learn, you'll be a eunuch all your life.
--Lycus, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum"
Please sir, I want some more.
--Oliver Twist, "Oliver"
Never, Tell A Lie
Your brother Luis is an ideal soldier: he is strong and stupid.
When I sit, you sit. When I kneel, you kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!
--King, "The King and I"
They think you wear dress like that, because you shaped like that.
--Lady Thiang, "The King and I"
Maria, these walls were not meant to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live.
--Mother Abbess, "The Sound of Music"
Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor.
--Cinderella, "Into the Woods"
When first I appear, I seem delirious, but when explained, I'm nothing serious.
--Mysterious Man, "Into the Woods"
Well, now ain't that just dandy! Here you take the trouble to tell me there's trouble down there but you don't even know what kind of trouble it is!
--Billy Bigelow, "Carousel"
Must we talk about Mordred? This is the first time in a month that he's not coming to dinner and not having him makes it seem like a party!
All we've been through, for nothing but an idea! Something that you cannot taste, smell, or feel; without substance, life, reality, memory.
--King Arthur, "Camelot"
Well, in all my years I ain't never heard, seen nor smelled an issue that was so dangerous it couldn't be talked about. Hell yeah! I'm for debating anything. Rhode Island says yea!
Now go out there and be so swell that you'll make me hate you!
--Dorthy Brock, "42nd Street"
You're going out there a youngster, but you've *got* to come back a star!
--Julian Marsh, "42nd Street"
Personally, I wouldn't marry a man who proposed to me over an invention.
--Katie, the Maid, "Meet Me in St. Louis"
It's our last dance in St. Louis. I feel like I'm going to cry.
--Esther Smtih, "Meet Me in St. Louis"
Hope that this helps you out
Current Role: TBA
Past Roles: Hermia "A Midsummer Night's Dream", Anne "The Diary of Anne Frank", Elaine Harper "Arsenic and Old Lace", Pepper, July, Annie "Annie", Brigitta "The Sound of Music", Dwarf, White Stag "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", Alice "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers", Rizzo "Grease", Silly Girl #1, Napkin/Plate "Beauty and the Beast"