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my theater company recently performed both Fiddler on the Roof and the Rocky Horror Show two weeks apart. as a joke, we started writing callbacks for Fiddler, in the style of Rocky callbacks. some of them only work if you understand who from Rocky played who in Fiddler, so teh list is as follows.

Brad: Fyedka
Janet: Grandma Tzeitel
Frank: Mordcha
Narrator: Lazar Wolf
Riff Raff: Motel
Columbia: Golde
Rocky: Russian Dancer
Eddie/Dr Scott: Tevye

some of our favorite lines are as follows. callbacks in parentheses

A fiddler on teh roof... (What?) sounds crazy, no? (you don't say!)

Who day and night must scramble for a living (An eggbeater)

the daughters... The daughters (I have too many of these!) tradition! The daughters.... The daughers (Golde won't get her tubes tied) Tradition!

What did Reb Lazar want? (A neck!)

Everytime anatevka is mentioned (Where?)

In walked grandmama tzeitel (Slut!)

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that is too lol funny, what is rocky horror picture show about ne way?

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musicallover09 wrote:
that is too lol funny, what is rocky horror picture show about ne way?


Tranvestites, science-gone-wrong, outer space, sex, Matt Henderson, and general insanity.

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The Stalking Of Matt Henderson... i feel responsible for this whole thing, since bringing him up on the Les Mis forum... kid's a god though.

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Monsieur D'Arque wrote:
The Stalking Of Matt Henderson... i feel responsible for this whole thing, since bringing him up on the Les Mis forum... kid's a god though.


Actually, it's an inside joke from lu--OHMAHGAWD, I SHOULD START TALKING ABOUT BLACK JEWISH LESBIANS. (Whilst I worship Matt, of course.)

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