RTTugger1977
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Top Five Things You Don't Want To Hear At "Cats"5. "Look, everybody! The Rum Tum Tugger is drunk!"
4. "Victoria tried the leg lift, and now her body is locked in that position."
3. "Um, it's right in the middle of 'Pekes & Pollicles'...should you be standing on the startrap exit?"
2. "Misto...you're spinning out of control...LOOK OUT FOR THE...*CRASH!*...first row."
1. "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight the role of Grizabella will be played by Liza Minnelli."
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Rumblepurr
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Additional Thoughts6. Seen in the Playbill: "The first five rows of tonight's performance is designated as a 'Hiss Zone'."
7. Overheard: "The guy in the front row on mid-stage left has a heart condition..." (think "there's a man over there...")
8. "FREEBIRD!"
9. Announced: "Any recording of tonight's performance and the throwing of large catnip mice at the Cats are strictly prohibited..."
10. Announced: "Tonight's performance is a Karaoke Night... in costume..."
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Bombateazer
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hey! I want to hear number 5 that could be quite comical! And I wouldn't much mind if Misto did 2 and landed on me - I could steal some sparkles! 6 reminds me of when I went to see cats in costume and Cassie hissed at me...but the guy playing Tugger walked past her a kicked her mouth shut - it looked sooo sore!
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RTTugger1977
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#8 actually happened! I wasn't at the show that night, but it was insane, from what I've heard from those who witnessed it.
Funny, when I saw the community theatre production of "Cats" out here, there was one cat who always had a catnip mouse in his mouth. He was a little too attached to it! 
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