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5. The Macavity "Lil' Burglar" Home Invasion Kit

4. The Jennyanydots "Beetles' Tattoo" Cockroach Farm

3. The Great Rumpus Cat "Build Your Own Startrap" Kit

2. The Bustopher Jones Weight Loss Plan

1. The Old Deuteronomy "Perform Your Own Neck Implant" Kit

[Lady Jemima]

Haha, that's cute. But I want a home burglary kit.