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5. Stagehands who oil the springs on the startrap

4. After his entrance, having to convince everyone that he's not a professional wrestler

3. When people call him 'the Rumpus Cat'...it's 'THE GREAT Rumpus Cat', darn it!

2. Experimental directors who want to attempt to bungee drop him from the ceiling as opposed to the startrap entrance

1. Certain cats haven't stopped calling him "startrap butt" since that one show where his tail got caught