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Mistress

Paris Hilton in a Musical...with Sarah Brightman...?

It's some fururistic rick opera movie about giving out organs with loans, much like we do with cars now. Besides Brightman and Hilyon (*shudder*) acoording to IMDB, Alexa Vega and Paul Sorvino are in it too. If it weren't for Paris Hilton, I'd actually be sorta excited about seeing it....although Brightman's gonna need some serious help in the acting department...there is no way anyone with anyone sort of intelligence is going to let her do her deer-caught-in-the-headlights thing she considers acting.

Any thoughts? Eh?
MademoiselleMusicalsDeux

Surprised
actor

*vomits*
Set_Buildin_Dad

Giving out organs with loans?? Shocked What are they going to do - reposess the kidney if you can't make the payments?

I think I'll stay away from this turkey. It has TRAIN WRECK written all over it. d'oh!
belloftheball

I looked it up, because I thought it was a joke.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0963194/

Rolling Eyes
krisavalon

I love Sarah Brightman! How can she do this to me. Crying or Very sad
theonetowatch

Set_Buildin_Dad wrote:
Giving out organs with loans?? Shocked What are they going to do - reposess the kidney if you can't make the payments?

I think I'll stay away from this turkey. It has TRAIN WRECK written all over it. d'oh!


Oh, haha I thought we were talking about organs as in the instrument...
This is at least better than that.
Salome

Hilton and Brightman together..hmmm..two of the worst actresses on the planet in one film. how did they accomplish that!
Bristian

I am the only one who really cares that Anthony Steward Head is in it?
Salome

krisavalon wrote:
I love Sarah Brightman! How can she do this to me. Crying or Very sad


you wouldnt love her if you saw how awfuls she was in Phantom of the Opera.
krisavalon

Salome wrote:
krisavalon wrote:
I love Sarah Brightman! How can she do this to me. Crying or Very sad


you wouldnt love her if you saw how awfuls she was in Phantom of the Opera.


I mainly love her for her music, but I'll probably go and see this film just because she's in it, even if it means having to endure Paris Hilton.
Salome

she is just as bad an actress as hilton if not worse.
Berger

It is going to be the worst movie musical ever.
krisavalon

There is a trailer (more of a teaser really):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfJxCYTKOi8



I think I might actually want to see this.
Mistress

it's looks like it was made by someone on way too many drugs Shocked But, surprisingly...it kinda sorta looks cool...Paris Hilton doesn't even bother me that much...

Was Sara Brightman that creepy chick in the hood at the beginning?
Sweeney Hyde

This sounds worse than that time Carol Channing tried to hit on Zero Mostel...
Mistress

Shocked I'm not even gonna ask...
shakalakababy

whoa, that actually does look really intriguing. not saying good, but intriguing. It looks really creepy though. i don't do well with creepy things
bwayobsessed

I don't even know what to say except.............ew.
mastachen

Berger wrote:
It is going to be the worst movie musical ever.


That's a bold statement, don't you think? lol
actor

Was Paris in that trailer? If she was I missed her.

If anyone cares, Paris quickly mentioned this when she was on David Letterman:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKSxHYK_wfs

WARNING: She mentions it at 6:40. The rest is just talking about her being in jail.
Mistress

actor wrote:
Was Paris in that trailer? If she was I missed her.


Paris is the chick in the dark wig half-way through the trailer. She's the one buying drugs from the dude in the dumpster. I believe her lines go something like "One more hit for the show/make it quick!" and the dealer goes "Take it slow", and then she replies, "One more hit of the blow" and then the dealer said somethng about not getting cut as she snatches the drugs from his hand and walks away (You can tell I've seen this trailer too many times Mr. Green )

Anyway, I was far more engrossed by Anthony Head's (a.k.a Giles from Buffy) intestine yanking and Sarah Brightman. Does anyone else think she looks like a goth-Christine in the costume from the Graveyard scene ?
rcs

Haven't seen the trailer, but sounds AWFUL. Did the script department just run out of ideas or something?
Salome

I cant belive Paul Sorvino agreed to do it too! ugh.
TheWitch

I CAN'T wait to see this! It looks so wonderfully tacky. It has "guilty pleasure" written all over it.
Asha

krisavalon wrote:
There is a trailer (more of a teaser really):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfJxCYTKOi8



I think I might actually want to see this.


That's scary. But I might go see it, just because. And because Alexa Vega's in it...isn't this her first picture since the last spy kids?
sopranoopianoo

What has the world come to?

--Hahaha about the "deer in headlights" thing.

My choir director made me sit down the other day to watch some Andrew Lloyd Webber video with every damned song she's ever sang, and I noticed how awfully big her eyes were the entire time, ugh.

Someone please... just, rip out paris hilton's throat? (I suppose it's better than suggesting someone do her in...) I'm sick of her mouth. And most of the world is, but somehow she pops up everywhere... I bet her and brightman together would be almost as bad (probably worse) than hilton in the house of wax.

*punches wall*
DontDoSadnessxx

In my voice lessons we're working on Mozart Alleluja and she told me to make fun of sarah brightman when I sing.
Its hysterical
I agree with every post salome has made.

This will be quite fun to watch.
Kragey

It was bad enough when I saw a book about her "written from her dog's perspective" next to a Poe anthology. This just adds the icing to The Cake Of Horrible.
dcrowley

*takes a deep breath* BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mistress

Neutral Cut PH some slack people...besides the concept was a short piece that was turned into a short film as way of advertisibng to producers who could produce a full-length film of it...I also believe that at one point it was on stage somewhere...but I could be wrong.

Does anyone else think the Anthony Head sounds neat in this?

I don't mind Sarah Brightman either...the deer-in the headlights thing might actaully work, or at least on detract from her performance as it sis before.
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