The Duchess of Mint
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OT: To Boys, Men & Guys in General: A racy question! ;)Dear Male Musicals.Net Posters,
So, here's the deal for y'all! Take this sexy survey and show...er, tell me what y'all want from a woman these days.
Happy posting, boys! 
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LoneWanderer
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Haha. I voted "bare", though honestly its not much of a preferance over heart/landing strip/triangle (all of em show they care for themselves down there, and keep hair outta the way of things).
Didn't we have this topic already?
~The Lone Wanderer
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bandcampgirl183
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I feel really stupid... I concluded that "natural" was no makeup, "bare" was no clothes, The Triangle meant that you cared equally about her being Beautiful, Intelligent, and Kind... The Heart meant that you cared about her heart more than anything....
I get it now, I'm just a bit slow 
~rachel~
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The Duchess of Mint
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Oh, well... | bandcampgirl183 wrote: | I feel really stupid... I concluded that "natural" was no makeup, "bare" was no clothes, The Triangle meant that you cared equally about her being Beautiful, Intelligent, and Kind... The Heart meant that you cared about her heart more than anything....
I get it now, I'm just a bit slow
~rachel~ |
Dear bandcampgirl183,
You shouldn't feel too badly about not understanding what I meant. I was trying to be as polite as I could about a "racy" subject. Frankly, your interpretation sounds just as valid as mine.
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B3TA07
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Male.
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LaurelDP
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With a penis.
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lineyjoe
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I don't like the whole "bare" thing and I hate it that so many guys are into it. Maybe because I'm a rabid feminist.
The whole no pubic hair thing kind of brings a level of little-girl creepiness to the whole thing in my opinion.
So if a guy wants me to be "bare"...I'll kindly suggest that he shave his balls before I do that. Just to level the playing field.
A little maintenance is good. Keep it tidy and nice. But totally bare? No.
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bandcampgirl183
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| lineyjoe wrote: |
So if a guy wants me to be "bare"...I'll kindly suggest that he shave his balls before I do that. Just to level the playing field.
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My ex boyfriend used to pluck his balls. Bare.
~rachel~
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Jennyanydots
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| bandcampgirl183 wrote: | | lineyjoe wrote: |
So if a guy wants me to be "bare"...I'll kindly suggest that he shave his balls before I do that. Just to level the playing field.
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My ex boyfriend used to pluck his balls. Bare.
~rachel~ |
That post merits THREE amazed faces. Three.
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MrsJamieWellerstein
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| bandcampgirl183 wrote: | | lineyjoe wrote: |
So if a guy wants me to be "bare"...I'll kindly suggest that he shave his balls before I do that. Just to level the playing field.
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My ex boyfriend used to pluck his balls. Bare.
~rachel~ |
Oh, TMI, but funny anyway.
And that needs a fourth amazed face:
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Loppy Again
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| bandcampgirl183 wrote: | | lineyjoe wrote: |
So if a guy wants me to be "bare"...I'll kindly suggest that he shave his balls before I do that. Just to level the playing field.
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My ex boyfriend used to pluck his balls. Bare.
~rachel~ |
I do not know that i actually believe this.
That seems to be a rather time consuming approach
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Jennyanydots
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| Loppy Again wrote: | | bandcampgirl183 wrote: | | lineyjoe wrote: |
So if a guy wants me to be "bare"...I'll kindly suggest that he shave his balls before I do that. Just to level the playing field.
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My ex boyfriend used to pluck his balls. Bare.
~rachel~ |
I do not know that i actually believe this.
That seems to be a rather time consuming approach |
As well as masochistic.
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Loppy Again
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Yeah. I'm not buying it. At all.
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MrsJamieWellerstein
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| Jennyanydots wrote: | | Loppy Again wrote: | | bandcampgirl183 wrote: | | lineyjoe wrote: |
So if a guy wants me to be "bare"...I'll kindly suggest that he shave his balls before I do that. Just to level the playing field.
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My ex boyfriend used to pluck his balls. Bare.
~rachel~ |
I do not know that i actually believe this.
That seems to be a rather time consuming approach |
As well as masochistic. |
Well, no one ever said he enjoyed it.
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LoneWanderer
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Yeah ouch. Theres no reason for that unless you really like pain, in which case a swift kick to the sac would probably save time.
~The Lone Wanderer
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Mel AKA Maureen
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I know one guy, who did it once. He said it hurt like hell, then itched growing back in, so never did it agian.
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MrsJamieWellerstein
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| Mel AKA Maureen wrote: | | I know one guy, who did it once. He said it hurt like hell, then itched growing back in, so never did it agian. |
Terrified as I am of the answer, where do you FIND these people?
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B3TA07
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musicals.net, probably.
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MrsJamieWellerstein
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| B3TA07 wrote: | | musicals.net, probably. |
I think that deserves a snap.
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Mel AKA Maureen
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| MrsJamieWellerstein wrote: | | B3TA07 wrote: | | musicals.net, probably. |
I think that deserves a snap. |
*Snap*
And to make this even more creepy, the guy is my ex.
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bandcampgirl183
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If I had a picture, I would show you. However, I do not. If you are accusing me of lying, I take offense. I could go into more detail, but I think I have said enough on the subject, and going into greater detail could be offensive. I will just say that I would have NO reason to make something like this up. I do not lie. Ever. About anything.
~rachel~
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The Duchess of Mint
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Wait, wait, wait...W | bandcampgirl183 wrote: | If I had a picture, I would show you. However, I do not. If you are accusing me of lying, I take offense. I could go into more detail, but I think I have said enough on the subject, and going into greater detail could be offensive. I will just say that I would have NO reason to make something like this up. I do not lie. Ever. About anything.
~rachel~ |
Dear bandcampgirl183,
Who was this message intended for? Are you upset with me?
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Kragey
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As a woman, I wouldn't feel right voting, but as someone who's been with both sexes, I can honestly say I prefer it natural, maybe a bit of trimming if they want. I don't like the bare look because it makes me feel like I'm a child molestor. T_T
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Amber
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| bandcampgirl183 wrote: |
My ex boyfriend used to pluck his balls. Bare.
~rachel~ |
Pain fetish much? *shudder*
 
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bandcampgirl183
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Duchess: No, that wasn't directed at you. Sorry I wasn't clearer... sometimes I start a response, and it's clear to whom it is directed... but by the time I send it, there are so many other postings that weren't there before, that my post is unclear. I was talking to Loppy, who said that she wasn't buying what I said.
~rachel~
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Loppy Again
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a. duchess knows perfectly well who you were talking to. she is a troll
b. posting a pic would prove nothing. unless you posted a video clip of the actual process, it would tell us nothing of how it was accomplished
c. you don't lie? ever. everyone lies, my love. everyone.
but hey, if it makes you feel better, i TOTALLY believe that your ex spent endless time and pain in a process that would have gained the same results as shaving or waxing.
smart guy you had there. why did you ever let him go?
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The Duchess of Mint
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Oh, well... | bandcampgirl183 wrote: | Duchess: No, that wasn't directed at you. Sorry I wasn't clearer... sometimes I start a response, and it's clear to whom it is directed... but by the time I send it, there are so many other postings that weren't there before, that my post is unclear. I was talking to Loppy, who said that she wasn't buying what I said.
~rachel~ |
Dear bandcampgirl183,
Oh, well, that would make sense, then. I wouldn't worry about Loppy Poo (Her former name) if I was you. Just stick with what you know to be the truth.
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The Duchess of Mint
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So, you're at it again, Loppy Again... | Loppy Again wrote: | a. duchess knows perfectly well who you were talking to. she is a troll
b. posting a pic would prove nothing. unless you posted a video clip of the actual process, it would tell us nothing of how it was accomplished
c. you don't lie? ever. everyone lies, my love. everyone.
but hey, if it makes you feel better, i TOTALLY believe that your ex spent endless time and pain in a process that would have gained the same results as shaving or waxing.
smart guy you had there. why did you ever let him go? |
Dear Loppy Again,
What did bandcampgirl183 ever do to YOU?
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Loppy Again
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moo
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The Duchess of Mint
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You're now a COW?
Dear Loppy Again,
You're now a cow? Well, okay...  Or perhaps you were calling ME a cow? Well...okay...
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Loppy Again
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moo
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The Duchess of Mint
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The grass is THAT way!
Dear Loppy Again,
The grass is over THAT way...
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The Duchess of Mint
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Let's get back on topic, shall we?Dear Musicals.Net Posters,
Let's all get back on topic, shall we? I think that we should.
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Loppy Again
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moo
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Fontinau
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I realized something about you today.
Anyway, totally natural suggests a insufficient concern for personal appearance.
Heart/triangle/etc suggest way too much concern for personal appearance.
And totally bare is best reserved for the subtext in Nabokov novels.
In conclusion, braid it.
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The REAL Ciaron
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So the adult Spelling Bee gets axed but an entire thread about pubic hair lives on? Aaaaaaah the glory of MNET
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Fontinau
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| The REAL Ciaron wrote: | | So the adult Spelling Bee gets axed but an entire thread about pubic hair lives on? |
I was thinking that too.
And we haven't even gotten to the best part yet - the excuses.
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bandcampgirl183
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"Just like the... old man in... that book by Nabokov!"
~rachel~
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belleboi80
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I think trimming is ALWAYS a must for girls & guys
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Kevinm1986
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| belleboi80 wrote: | | I think trimming is ALWAYS a must for girls & guys |
I would trim if asked, but waxing or plucking? Hell no. And I can't imagine waxing is much less painful for women than it would be for men (I've never tried, but it's not one of those experiences I'm tempted to try), so trimming doesn't sound like a horrible idea for either gender--well, it sounds a lot better than waxing, at least.
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belleboi80
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AGREED!
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Desperado
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I picked bare.
I like to eat...but that is way more than anybody wanted to know.
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Kevinm1986
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| Desperado wrote: | I picked bare.
I like to eat...but that is way more than anybody wanted to know. |
That just about makes me want to puke.
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Desperado
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You know that made you hot.
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bandcampgirl183
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Just take it as it is. "I like to eat." So do I! So do lots of people here. I like cookies and muffins and chicken wings and pasta and chocolate..... See? We all like to eat. "I like to oot, oot, oot, ooploos and boonoonoos... I like to oot, oot, oot... ooploos and boonoonoons...."
Denial: It's not just a river in Egypt.
~rachel~
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Aimee
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| Fontinau wrote: | | The REAL Ciaron wrote: | | So the adult Spelling Bee gets axed but an entire thread about pubic hair lives on? |
I was thinking that too.
And we haven't even gotten to the best part yet - the excuses. |
Ah, typical. I was wondering when somebody would turn this into a dig at the mods. How about a dig at the people who started the subject and those who continued it and brought it even lower than it was to start with?
Fact, I only just looked at this thread and I AM going to lock it but resent the fact that the mods... who had nothing...... I repeat NOTHING to do with it, still get blamed. I was actually out with my family having a nice dinner, yet I come back and find I'm to blame for this. How about putting the blame where it should be, on the people who posted in it?
Fact, I have a life.
Fact I don't read every thread
Fact I have had so many blue button emails that I am slowly going through them [from the bottom up] that it will take quite a whileto get through them. Even when I do get access online, there is currently so much to look at other, new things get missed.
Now. This thread is being locked because of two clear reasons.
One because it breaks the agreement:
You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws. Various posts in the thread are covered by one or other of those words. Two because a very similar thread has been up before and was locked before. I respect the mod who locked it that time and uphold his decision.
I could merely edit or remove the offending posts but that would be even more work and then each person who had a post edited or removed would have a 'point' on their record. This way the subject is closed and nobody is penalised in any way.
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