ilovebway
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| Joshua wrote: | I think this thread should be renamed the "Random Beauty and the Beast Thread Part I".  |
Agreed.
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SuperKabob
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But I still giggle at the current title!
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pish123c
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Alright guys, I'll let you have Belle as long as I can have Babette. We all know she gets the most action from a flamer. *Badooom Chiiii* 
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TylerMcMahon
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Can I have the Wardrobe? Cause she's the funniest!
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pish123c
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| SuperKabob wrote: | | But I still giggle at the current title! |
If we're doing cross-gender casting, you f*cking ARE Cogsworth.
Just sayin'. 
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Joshua
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| pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: | | But I still giggle at the current title! |
If we're doing cross-gender casting, you f*cking ARE Cogsworth.
Just sayin'. |
In which case, I want to be a silly girl!
Wicked_boy, you can be Belle.
Ya'll are right. I'd probably never fit into that dress anyway. 
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SuperKabob
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| pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: | | But I still giggle at the current title! |
If we're doing cross-gender casting, you f*cking ARE Cogsworth.
Just sayin'. |
Why?
(Its becuase of my old lady sayings, isn't it?)
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pish123c
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I want someone to make a graphic of my head on Babette's body.
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SuperKabob
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I'm still damn proud of Roxie-Belle. That was not an easy job.
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pish123c
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| SuperKabob wrote: | | pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: | | But I still giggle at the current title! |
If we're doing cross-gender casting, you f*cking ARE Cogsworth.
Just sayin'. |
Why?
(Its becuase of my old lady sayings, isn't it?) |
I'll leave it up to interpretation.
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ilovebway
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| Joshua wrote: | | pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: | | But I still giggle at the current title! |
If we're doing cross-gender casting, you f*cking ARE Cogsworth.
Just sayin'. |
In which case, I want to be a silly girl!
Wicked_boy, you can be Belle.
Ya'll are right. I'd probably never fit into that dress anyway.
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Not fair!
wicked_boy doesn't deserve Belle!
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Joshua
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Mat give me a headshot.
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pish123c
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SuperKabob
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Oh dear.
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pish123c
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| SuperKabob wrote: | | Oh dear. |
...This is why you are Cogsy.
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wicked_boy
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| ilovebway wrote: | | Joshua wrote: | | pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: | | But I still giggle at the current title! |
If we're doing cross-gender casting, you f*cking ARE Cogsworth.
Just sayin'. |
In which case, I want to be a silly girl!
Wicked_boy, you can be Belle.
Ya'll are right. I'd probably never fit into that dress anyway.
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Not fair!
wicked_boy doesn't deserve Belle! |
Hahahahahaha! Biatch! I always get my own way.
You can do the matinees if you want.
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ilovebway
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| wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | Joshua wrote: | | pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: | | But I still giggle at the current title! |
If we're doing cross-gender casting, you f*cking ARE Cogsworth.
Just sayin'. |
In which case, I want to be a silly girl!
Wicked_boy, you can be Belle.
Ya'll are right. I'd probably never fit into that dress anyway.
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Not fair!
wicked_boy doesn't deserve Belle! |
Hahahahahaha! Biatch! I always get my own way.
You can do the matinees if you want. |
Pshhhh. You can't sing A Change in Me like I can!!!!!
Mwahahahahahaha!!!
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wicked_boy
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I can cut that song, I AM the star.
*Walks off in a diva style.*
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SuperKabob
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| pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: | | Oh dear. |
...This is why you are Cogsy. |
Alrighty then..
On our rotating Belle and discontented Silly Girl production, Cogsworth is me. And not in drag, becuase my voice is high. We're getting rid of Babette, because nobody wants to be her anyway (check the similar thead to this one). Who's Lumiere?
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ilovebway
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| wicked_boy wrote: | I can cut that song, I AM the star.
*Walks off in a diva style.* |
Get over here! Lets fight for it!
*catfight starts*
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wicked_boy
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| ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | I can cut that song, I AM the star.
*Walks off in a diva style.* |
Get over here! Lets fight for it!
*catfight starts* |
You asked for it.
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Joshua
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SuperKabob
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*dies*
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pish123c
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| SuperKabob wrote: | | pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: | | Oh dear. |
...This is why you are Cogsy. |
Alrighty then..
On our rotating Belle and discontented Silly Girl production, Cogsworth is me. And not in drag, becuase my voice is high. We're getting rid of Babette, because nobody wants to be her anyway (check the similar thead to this one). Who's Lumiere? |
NO!
BABETTE IS A STAR.
I will play Babette at our performance, and she will be FIERCE.
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ilovebway
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O.
M.
G.
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pish123c
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Josh.
You win at life.
The end.
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SuperKabob
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| pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: | | pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: | | Oh dear. |
...This is why you are Cogsy. |
Alrighty then..
On our rotating Belle and discontented Silly Girl production, Cogsworth is me. And not in drag, becuase my voice is high. We're getting rid of Babette, because nobody wants to be her anyway (check the similar thead to this one). Who's Lumiere? |
NO!
BABETTE IS A STAR.
I will play Babette at our performance, and she will be FIERCE. |
FIIIINE.
Can there at least be a Babette-Cogsy (who is still female)-Lumiere love triangle?
We'll steal the show.
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pish123c
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P.S. I think I just might make that my default pic on Facebook...
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Joshua
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| pish123c wrote: | Josh.
You win at life.
The end. |
   
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pish123c
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| SuperKabob wrote: |
FIIIINE.
Can there at least be a Babette-Cogsy (who is still female)-Lumiere love triangle?
We'll steal the show. |
Only if there is a hawt onstage-inanimate-object-orgy in the second act right after the audience is bored out of their minds with "Human Again". I'm thinking it can be reminscient of "Two Ladies". 
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ilovebway
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| wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | I can cut that song, I AM the star.
*Walks off in a diva style.* |
Get over here! Lets fight for it!
*catfight starts* |
You asked for it.
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*finished you off with a ninja kick*
There you go wicked_boy. Now you're too injured to play Belle! Mwahaha! Anyone else want to challenge me?
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SuperKabob
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| pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: |
FIIIINE.
Can there at least be a Babette-Cogsy (who is still female)-Lumiere love triangle?
We'll steal the show. |
Only if there is a hawt onstage-inanimate-object-orgy in the second act right after the audience is bored out of their minds with "Human Again". I'm thinking it can be reminscient of "Two Ladies". |
No curtains.
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pish123c
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P.S. (To Rachel):
"So you see, everyone in The Beast's Castle has a perfectly marrrrvelous roommate. Some people have two people!"
I'm thinking Cogsworth is The Emcee of the song. You doing a mock German accent (even though BatB takes place in France...) would be hilarious...
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SuperKabob
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*shuts self up in castle library*
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pish123c
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*shuts self up behind curtain*
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wicked_boy
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| ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | I can cut that song, I AM the star.
*Walks off in a diva style.* |
Get over here! Lets fight for it!
*catfight starts* |
You asked for it.
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*finished you off with a ninja kick*
There you go wicked_boy. Now you're too injured to play Belle! Mwahaha! Anyone else want to challenge me? |
You may play Belle.
As long as I get to sing "Home" love from the hospital bed.
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ilovebway
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Pshht, yeah right!
You think I'm giving away one of my songs?
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Joshua
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I think we should have a whole cross-gender casting and then I'll make pics!
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wicked_boy
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| ilovebway wrote: | Pshht, yeah right!
You think I'm giving away one of my songs? |
Don't make me get out of this hospital bed.
Just think what wicked_boy covered in plaster of paris could do to you.
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pish123c
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Well so far we've got...
Mrs. Potts-Joshua
Cogsworth-Rachel
Babette-Me
Wardrobe(Too lazy to type out her whole name).-Tyler
Unless I'm forgetting some people...
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ilovebway
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Hello? I'm Belle!
(wicked_boy is my understudy.)
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Joshua
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Gaston - Dawn.
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wicked_boy
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| Joshua wrote: | | Gaston - Dawn. |
Gosh, she'll be pleased when she finds out.
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Joshua
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| wicked_boy wrote: | | Joshua wrote: | | Gaston - Dawn. |
Gosh, she'll be pleased when she finds out. |
She knows. It was her idea.
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pish123c
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| Joshua wrote: | | Gaston - Dawn. |
That's brilliant and such an obvious choice. I love it.
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pish123c
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Who is my Lumiere?
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TylerMcMahon
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I Nominate Broadwaybelle22 to be Lumiere!
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Joshua
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Mrs. Potts-Joshua
Cogsworth-Rachel
Babette-Me
Wardrobe(Too lazy to type out her whole name).-Tyler
Dawn nominates sopranoopianoo for Lumiere.
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SuperKabob
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So I've decided.
Right after Human Again, Cogsworth will come out and belt "Tomorrow Belongs to Me"
Just to up the creepiness factor.
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wicked_boy
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I vote Trevor as Lumiere.
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pish123c
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I have a virtual girl-crush on Kragey, so I nominate her for Lumiere.
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pish123c
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| wicked_boy wrote: | | I vote Trevor as Lumiere. |
This is cross-gender casting.
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Joshua
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| wicked_boy wrote: | | I vote Trevor as Lumiere. |
cross-gender casting.
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pish123c
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| SuperKabob wrote: | So I've decided.
Right after Human Again, Cogsworth will come out and belt "Tomorrow Belongs to Me"
Just to up the creepiness factor. |
Only if Babette gets to do "Mein Herr" and "Don't Tell Mama" with a chorus of dancing plates in slutty outfits. (Since you want it Cabaret themed ).
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wicked_boy
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| Joshua wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | I vote Trevor as Lumiere. |
cross-gender casting. |
I vote Allie.
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SuperKabob
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| pish123c wrote: | | SuperKabob wrote: | So I've decided.
Right after Human Again, Cogsworth will come out and belt "Tomorrow Belongs to Me"
Just to up the creepiness factor. |
Only if Babette gets to do "Mein Herr" and "Don't Tell Mama" with a chorus of dancing plates in slutty outfits. (Since you want it Cabaret themed ). |
Pick one. We wouldn't want to get into any copyright trouble.
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pish123c
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You mean pick one song of mine or pick between yours or mine?
If the former..."Mein Herr" because it could be sung to Lumiere and the dancing plates would still get to be in slutty, Cabaret-themed costumes.
If the latter..."Tomorrow Belongs to Me" ala Cogsworth because if intepreted differently, it TOTALLY fits as a sequel to "Human Again".
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SuperKabob
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| pish123c wrote: | You mean pick one song of mine or pick between yours or mine?
If the former..."Mein Herr" because it could be sung to Lumiere and the dancing plates would still get to be in slutty, Cabaret-themed costumes.
If the latter..."Tomorrow Belongs to Me" ala Cogsworth because if intepreted differently, it TOTALLY fits as a sequel to "Human Again". |
Former.
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pish123c
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Ok guys, here's how I picture all of the add-ins:
*Cogsworth singing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" (Cabaret) after "Human Again".
*Babette singing "Mein Herr" (Cabaret) with Kit-Kat girl-esque plates dancing around her as a "sequel" to "Be Our Guest"
*Mrs. Potts singing "When You're Good to Mama" (Chicago) in place of "Beauty and the Beast".
*A "Two Ladies" (Cabaret) parody with Lumiere, Babette, and Cogsworth.
*The Wardrobe performing "The Strip" (Gypsy)...It'd be ironic since she's a wardrobe...And the taking off of clothes...Get it? Heh? Heh? (God I suck )
*Belle singing "Please Don't Touch Me" (Young Frankenstein) after she refuses to have dinner with The Beast.
Keep em' coming!
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wicked_boy
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And then wicked_boy sings something from hospital on a live streaming TV!
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pish123c
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Oh yes, I forgot, The Time Warp from Rocky Horror instead of Be Our Guest. Why? No reason other than it'd be great fun.
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ilovebway
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| wicked_boy wrote: | | And then wicked_boy sings something from hospital on a live streaming TV! |
 I don't think so!
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wicked_boy
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| ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | And then wicked_boy sings something from hospital on a live streaming TV! |
I don't think so! |
You never give up do you?
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Joshua
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Look he dances!
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wicked_boy
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^ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I love love love love love love it!
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ilovebway
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| wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | And then wicked_boy sings something from hospital on a live streaming TV! |
I don't think so! |
You never give up do you? |
No. I'll never let you play Belle! She's mine!
And lmao at Mat's dancing picture as Babette.
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wicked_boy
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| ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | And then wicked_boy sings something from hospital on a live streaming TV! |
I don't think so! |
You never give up do you? |
No. I'll never let you play Belle! She's mine!
And lmao at Mat's dancing picture as Babette. |
 Talk to the booty, 'cos the hands off duty.
Mwahahaha. I have a plan to sabotage your all you solo's.
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broadwaybelle22
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| TylerMcMahon wrote: | | I Nominate Broadwaybelle22 to be Lumiere! |
^Haha! I would so rock that part.
This thread keeps getting funnier.
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ilovebway
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| wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | And then wicked_boy sings something from hospital on a live streaming TV! |
I don't think so! |
You never give up do you? |
No. I'll never let you play Belle! She's mine!
And lmao at Mat's dancing picture as Babette. |
Talk to the booty, 'cos the hands off duty.
Mwahahaha. I have a plan to sabotage your all you solo's. |
I'm always one step ahead of you, buddy.
Why won't you just give up?
Belle-wannabe.
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ConverseSneaker
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The things I missed!
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AnnieER25
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I leave for two hours and the things you've done!
O.K., I would like to keep my forum casting role and I would like to sing "When You're Good to Mama," or whatever it's called, from Chicago, or after I lock everyone up they can sing "He Had it Comin." K?
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wicked_boy
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| ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | And then wicked_boy sings something from hospital on a live streaming TV! |
I don't think so! |
You never give up do you? |
No. I'll never let you play Belle! She's mine!
And lmao at Mat's dancing picture as Babette. |
Talk to the booty, 'cos the hands off duty.
Mwahahaha. I have a plan to sabotage your all you solo's. |
I'm always one step ahead of you, buddy.
Why won't you just give up?
Belle-wannabe. |
Don't make me come and get'cha.
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pish123c
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| AnnieER25 wrote: | I leave for two hours and the things you've done!
O.K., I would like to keep my forum casting role and I would like to sing "When You're Good to Mama," or whatever it's called, from Chicago, or after I lock everyone up they can sing "He Had it Comin." K? |
That'd be great. I can't believe I didn't think of that!
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ilovebway
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| wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | ilovebway wrote: | | wicked_boy wrote: | | And then wicked_boy sings something from hospital on a live streaming TV! |
I don't think so! |
You never give up do you? |
No. I'll never let you play Belle! She's mine!
And lmao at Mat's dancing picture as Babette. |
Talk to the booty, 'cos the hands off duty.
Mwahahaha. I have a plan to sabotage your all you solo's. |
I'm always one step ahead of you, buddy.
Why won't you just give up?
Belle-wannabe. |
Don't make me come and get'cha. |
You can't.
You're in the hospital. Badly injured, because of our fight.
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pish123c
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You guys could stop quoting, you know.
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ilovebway
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Sorry, Mat!
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Theaterfan101
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*sniff* I've deciede to come back and take a role as "LEFOU"because I was unable to find another show*sniff* you guys are lucky to have me
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wicked_boy
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This thread has made my Saturday night complete!
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Theaterfan101
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this thread has made my life complete. Now on the Say Something Nice About the Person Above You II thread, people are going to have to think of something nice to say about me other than "she never seems to start fights or get people mad" yes, now my evilness in known
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ConverseSneaker
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This thread is amazing.
I love you all.
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wicked_boy
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| ConverseSneaker wrote: | This thread is amazing.
I love you all. |
We love you too.
Just don't even think about being Belle, it's my part. Grrrrrrr.
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ConverseSneaker
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Oh no! You saw right through my plan to trick you all into thinking I was going to let you walk away with my part!
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wicked_boy
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| ConverseSneaker wrote: | | Oh no! You saw right through my plan to trick you all into thinking I was going to let you walk away with my part! |
Don't get me started!
I've already sabotaged ilovebway's portrayl of Belle.
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katethegreat
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So much in a day!
Bah, I wanted to be Gaston - ah well, can I be Phillipe and generally be weird?
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ilovebway
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Umm.
I'm Belle. Not wicked_boy, not ConverseSneaker, not anyone.
The End.
Belle-wannabes.
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stagefrightdied
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WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna be Maurice!
and I can sing 'all I care about is love' while I'm fighting the vicious wolf!
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Trevor reincarnate
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| unwrittenx90 wrote: | | I actually dropped out of the play |
Lucky for them.
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wicked_boy
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| Trevor reincarnate wrote: | | unwrittenx90 wrote: | | I actually dropped out of the play |
Lucky for them. |
Awww, that's nice, I bet they're glad.
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stagefrightdied
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wow! she quit? that's incredibley(sp?) selfish. I got a role once that upset me so much that I cried little, but I kept going and put everything I had into it, I wish that she had too. Or maybe I don't, cuz that was a pretty temper tantrum. I wonder if that's why the director added in 2 more S.G.'s... because he/she expected her to not do the show, and really wanted 4 S.G.'s.
Can I still be Maurice?
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TylerMcMahon
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| AnnieER25 wrote: | I leave for two hours and the things you've done!
O.K., I would like to keep my forum casting role and I would like to sing "When You're Good to Mama," or whatever it's called, from Chicago, or after I lock everyone up they can sing "He Had it Comin." K? |
Hilarious!
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TylerMcMahon
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Ok so what's the current gender switched roles we have so far??
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musikal_geek
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I seem to have been forgotten. Hmph.
*stalks off*
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Theaterfan101
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i vote we override the current forum cast and use this cast
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wicked_boy
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WICKED_BOY FOR BELLE!
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The Duchess of Mint
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Oh, GREAT! She removed the video! Thanks a LOT!Dear Musicals.Net Posters,
I was going to watch the YouTube video, but she REMOVED the <bleeping> video! Thanks a LOT, Silly Girl! I was going to critique the video...constructively!
Oh, well. I've seen tons of "Home" videos on YouTube, anyway, and some of them were really good, and some of them...weren't so good. I really don't like for people to just remove their videos, just because those people are in a bad mood! GRR!
Thanks in advance for your replies, and here's to good "Beauty and the Beast" YouTube videos! (Toasts)!
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wom
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She didn't want you to critique it constructively. That's why she removed it. She just wanted someone to say it was great and that she should have been Belle (or Babette??). The actual video is irrelevant, so you can still give her what she wants. Just tell her it was the best performance of "Home" ever, ever, and that her director is obviously on drugs AND has a personal vendetta against her and that she should be the only one allowed to play Belle in ANY production for the next 10 years. That's not that much to ask.
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MusicalGal1194
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| wom wrote: | | She didn't want you to critique it constructively. That's why she removed it. She just wanted someone to say it was great and that she should have been Belle (or Babette??). The actual video is irrelevant, so you can still give her what she wants. Just tell her it was the best performance of "Home" ever, ever, and that her director is obviously on drugs AND has a personal vendetta against her and that she should be the only one allowed to play Belle in ANY production for the next 10 years. That's not that much to ask. |
Pretty much the BEST condensed version of this thread I've read yet. Thanks for that! 
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mastachen
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We're not done criticizing her?
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Theaterfan101
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i think we can stop. she's gone to "better" things now. Back to our cross-gender cast....
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wicked_boy
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| mastachen wrote: | We're not done criticizing her?
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We stopped it on page 5. This is the "Croess - Gender - Role - Casting - Thread".
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