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Matthew

No
He's a real person in a full sized boat.
InaraSanguine

He was an astronaut!
Matthew

No...
Astronauts don't ride too many boats.
Quique

Why does this conjure up images of George Hearn and Chris Groenendaal upon a boat being tugged by two stagehands via rope?
SuperKabob

He either went along rivers or along coastlines.... not the most efficient route, but it works...
christinadaae

Theaterfan101 wrote:
Yep, you can't guess how long that takes some people

Here is a hard one (for some reason it takes people for ever and I got it in like a minute or less Confused )

A man looked at a photo and said about the man in it "Brothers and Sisters I Have None, But This Man's Father, Is My Father's Son?"
Who was the photo of?


his son
christinadaae

futureMUNGOJERRIE wrote:
A man named Todd [ Wink ] sailed around the world but was always in sight of land.

You got some 'splaining to do!


He took a picture of land with him
! Anxious
InaraSanguine

futureMUNGOJERRIE wrote:
No...
Astronauts don't ride too many boats.


I still like my answer. I'm sure there's got to be some random sci-fi where the guy calls his spaceship a "boat".
Matthew

SuperKabob wrote:
He either went along rivers or along coastlines.... not the most efficient route, but it works...

This is the closest so far.
but as it reads, you would still have to cross oceans.
benjivaudeville

He kept a bucket of mud or sand with him? Anxious
Matthew

No.
Go on AIM.
Kaiana

Did he just sail around Antarctica? Like on the coast, but still going around the world. But I guess that's a lot of ice....
Matthew

finally!
Kaiana

I win!
Theaterfan101

christinadaae wrote:
Theaterfan101 wrote:
Yep, you can't guess how long that takes some people

Here is a hard one (for some reason it takes people for ever and I got it in like a minute or less Confused )

A man looked at a photo and said about the man in it "Brothers and Sisters I Have None, But This Man's Father, Is My Father's Son?"
Who was the photo of?


his son


yes!
benjivaudeville

Two men sit down to have a drink. When the waitress comes, they order the exact same beverage. They are of equal health. While making the drinks, the waitress poisons them. When the men have their drinks, the first man drinks his quickly and places his glass on the table. The second man drinks his slowly and when he finishes, he slumps down over the table, dead.

Why did he die when the other didn't?


((futureMUNGO, I am going on... but we're like... 5+ hours ahead here. So it gets confusing... Sad))
Matthew

okay i'm on now that i woke up.
InaraSanguine

benjivaudeville wrote:
Two men sit down to have a drink. When the waitress comes, they order the exact same beverage. They are of equal health. While making the drinks, the waitress poisons them. When the men have their drinks, the first man drinks his quickly and places his glass on the table. The second man drinks his slowly and when he finishes, he slumps down over the table, dead.

Why did he die when the other didn't?


Because the ice was poisoned. And in the first man's case, it didn't have time to melt and release the poison.
Pounce

InaraSanguine wrote:
benjivaudeville wrote:
Two men sit down to have a drink. When the waitress comes, they order the exact same beverage. They are of equal health. While making the drinks, the waitress poisons them. When the men have their drinks, the first man drinks his quickly and places his glass on the table. The second man drinks his slowly and when he finishes, he slumps down over the table, dead.

Why did he die when the other didn't?


Because the ice was poisoned. And in the first man's case, it didn't have time to melt and release the poison.

That answer sounds good. I offer another one that really happened.



There are two men who are unrelated. One man gave his heart (literally) to the other man and today the two men are best of friends. How is this possible? (a small amount of medical knowledge is needed)
benjivaudeville

InaraSanguine wrote:
benjivaudeville wrote:
Two men sit down to have a drink. When the waitress comes, they order the exact same beverage. They are of equal health. While making the drinks, the waitress poisons them. When the men have their drinks, the first man drinks his quickly and places his glass on the table. The second man drinks his slowly and when he finishes, he slumps down over the table, dead.

Why did he die when the other didn't?


Because the ice was poisoned. And in the first man's case, it didn't have time to melt and release the poison.


Correct. Very Happy
Jordan

Pounce wrote:
[There are two men who are unrelated. One man gave his heart (literally) to the other man and today the two men are best of friends. How is this possible? (a small amount of medical knowledge is needed)


One has a heart & lung transplant and donates his heart to the other guy. I understand it's easier (for some reason) to do heart & lung than just heart.
Sweeney Hyde

Jack murdered Jill at their house. The only evidence at the scene of the crime was a puddle of water, some broken glass, and some blue and purple beads. How was Jill murdered?
Theaterfan101

Jill is a fish and Jack is a cat. Jack was trying to eat Jill and knocked over the bowl.
Sweeney Hyde

crap...was that one posted allready or is it just old?
Kaiana

^Kind of both.
Pounce

GayBoy wrote:
Pounce wrote:
[There are two men who are unrelated. One man gave his heart (literally) to the other man and today the two men are best of friends. How is this possible? (a small amount of medical knowledge is needed)


One has a heart & lung transplant and donates his heart to the other guy. I understand it's easier (for some reason) to do heart & lung than just heart.

What can I say? Applause The difficulty is in the lung transplant. The heart must go with it. So bravo GayBoy! I was worried that this one was too difficult.
Theaterfan101

here's a new one.

A man is dead in a chair. There is broken glass and a rock over the floor. The rock or the glass didn't hit the man. Who is he and how did he die?
happyguava

He's a mummy or something. At an exhibition. And people threw a rock at the glass to try and steal him!!

That was a guess - am I right?
Theaterfan101

wrong. The rock caused his death.
Nudelkopf

The rock was magically radioactive and killed him cos he started to mutate.. Oh I don't know. Or he drowned cos he was underwater.. window broke.. water gushes in.. yeah..
UniquePerspective

Was the rock perhaps was thrown at the glass, which some how hurt the man and he died?

Edit: OH! Thanks to Nudel I think I get it. He was the only person in a submarine, asleep in a chair, when the rock was thrown into a window, forcing water into the submarine's windows, ultimately forcing him to drown.
Pounce

How about, the rock is kryptonite and the dead man is Superman?
UniquePerspective

Interesting theory.

Also wondering if it isn't a real man, but a piece of art or something.
Theaterfan101

Pounce wrote:
How about, the rock is kryptonite and the dead man is Superman?



ding ding ding, we have a winner.

How about

What is Greater than God, more Evil than the Devil, all Poor people Have it, all Rich people Want it, and if you Eat it you'll Die?
wicked_diva

^Nothing.
Theaterfan101

Sad you knew it already. Sad


Three ants, and only three, are standing in a single file line walking back to the anthill. The first ant, that is at the head of the line says, "I have two ants behind me." The second ant that is in the middle says, "I have an ant in front of me and an ant behind me." The third ant, that is last in line says, "I have two ants behind me." How is this possible?

And no, none of the ants turn around!
thewordisno

Is the last ant in line standing backwards?

Like Ant A: Ant B: Ant C:
< < >

Sorry for the crummy illustration...

I've been thinking about this for a while... d'oh!
Nudelkopf

Circle?
Bagel

If the last ant isn't walking backwards, then maybe he's just a big fat liar. Cool
wicked_boy

I don't know if this has been said, I can't be bothered to read.

Two fathers and a son went fishing. They all caught one fish each. There are only three fish though. How is this possible?
Catherine

wicked_boy wrote:
I don't know if this has been said, I can't be bothered to read.

Two fathers and a son went fishing. They all caught one fish each. There are only three fish though. How is this possible?


Three people... one fish each... three fish, right?

I've got one

Forwards I'm heavy, backwards I'm not... what am I?
Theaterfan101

Bagel wrote:
If the last ant isn't walking backwards, then maybe he's just a big fat liar. Cool


yes, he lies.

Wicked_boy when you said
Quote:
Two fathers and a son went fishing. They all caught one fish each. There are only three fish though. How is this possible?
I think you ment
Two fathers and Two sons went fishing... This would be possible because it is a grandfather, a father, and a son. The grandfather is the father's father.
Theaterfan101

ElphieFabalaFae wrote:
wicked_boy wrote:
I don't know if this has been said, I can't be bothered to read.

Two fathers and a son went fishing. They all caught one fish each. There are only three fish though. How is this possible?


Three people... one fish each... three fish, right?

I've got one

Forwards I'm heavy, backwards I'm not... what am I?


Is it, ton. I haven't heard it before. I swear.
Luc

LIAR! Cool
Theaterfan101

musikal_geek wrote:
LIAR! Cool

No I swear. It just seemed obvious to me. like How do you spell star backwards?

S-T-A-R-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S.

I just sway that not backwards was ton.
Annie

Theaterfan101 wrote:
Pounce wrote:
How about, the rock is kryptonite and the dead man is Superman?



ding ding ding, we have a winner.

How about

What is Greater than God, more Evil than the Devil, all Poor people Have it, all Rich people Want it, and if you Eat it you'll Die?


I like that one. Maybe I've been residing under a brainteaser rock, but I hadn't heard it before.

My first guess was 'humanity'.
Laughing
wicked_boy

Theaterfan101 wrote:
Bagel wrote:
If the last ant isn't walking backwards, then maybe he's just a big fat liar. Cool


yes, he lies.

Wicked_boy when you said
Quote:
Two fathers and a son went fishing. They all caught one fish each. There are only three fish though. How is this possible?
I think you ment
Two fathers and Two sons went fishing... This would be possible because it is a grandfather, a father, and a son. The grandfather is the father's father.


That's what I meant.
Catherine

Theaterfan101 wrote:
musikal_geek wrote:
LIAR! Cool

No I swear. It just seemed obvious to me. like How do you spell star backwards?

S-T-A-R-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S.

I just sway that not backwards was ton.


Damn! It took me ages to get that!!
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