[PappyCat]

Hey all!

I'm auditioning for a gender-blind casting of The Three Musketeers in a few weeks. I know for a fact that at least one of the musketeers will be a woman.

However, I don't really care what part I get, I just want into the show! This is a college show, BTW.

The director wants a comedic monologue, 2 minutes. He doesn't care what time period, he just wants to see if we are funny.

So...I need a comedic monologue for a woman (or one that translates well with either sex) that is 2 minutes long. Semi modern preferred!

Your help is appreciated muchly!

[PappyCat]

Thanks for the 1700 views and no replies, guys!

[raised in a barn]

I don't know if this will help, but I recently did a 2-minute humorous monologue from Feiffer's People (Jules Feiffer). It was a funny piece, and great to perform.

I don't know how popular that play is, as I live in a pretty theatre-deprived community and I just know what my director tells me. So if you want a copy of it, just let me know, and I can e-mail it to you or something.