[The Duchess of Mint]

Dear Musicals.Net Posters,

Have you ever simultaneously desired BOTH Simon Cowell AND Nigel Lythgoe? I watch "American Idol", and now "So You Think You Can Dance" in order to watch the contestants...AND the judges! Delicious!

I've never been so happy that Simon was single, or that Nigel was divorced! I'd try out for BOTH shows, so that I'd be able to give each of those guys a hug and a VERY lusty look!

I need to move to England, or to France, or to someplace where all of the older guys sport sexy accents...NOW! Somebody get my suitcase...

Thanks in advance for your replies.

[home]

gross

[Quique]

I thought Simon was gay.

[wicked_boy]

[Chevstriss]

[Trevor reincarnate]

Nope. Just European.

[Chevstriss]

oh, yeah, I've never met anyone from Europe. I'll recalibrate my Gaydar for "euro"

[home]

where do you get the idea simon is gay? he's slept with leona lewis at least 4 million times

[katethegreat]

Ew.

[The Duchess of Mint]

Dear Musicals.Net Posters,

I think that if someone had fun with either Simon or Nigel, NIETHER of those guys would leave the room a mess afterwards.

Thanks in advance for your replies.

[MusicalGal1194]

[dcrowley]

Actually my ideal coupling would be Bea Arthur and Angela Lansbury... Patti would be there... but she is only allowed to watch.

[katethegreat]

[Joshua]

[Amber]

Y'know, I'm turned on by that Simon Cowell. That holier-than-thou, arrogant attitude combined with those ape-hair arms? YUM.



Ew. I couldn't even SAY that without retching.

[PappyCat]

Maybe I stand alone here, but I think Simon is VERY sexy.

[ilovebway]

[ilovebway]

[Chevstriss]

[Chevstriss]

besides, I only have room in my heart to worship ONE television icon

[lonewriter]

not even if I was gay would I desire those two, that's gross. Nigel looks like Steven Tyler and as much as I like Aerosmith, he is't the best looking guy out there. Simon is just a big mouth ass.

[lonewriter]