[Patrick]

pshaaa

[Pannic]

How about 'Marian the Librarian' or 'Everybody Says Don't?' Those might fit.

[Patrick]

I was actually considering Everybody says Don't, so I like how you think. I was also thinking about Easy Street from Annie.

Does anyone else have any suggestions?

[Patrick]

anybody

[Patrick]

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[Pannic]

Easy Street is pretty fitting.

Maybe a Gilbert & Sullivan patter song might work. "As Someday It May Happen" seems like a good fit in particular. It even has a racist lyric!

Or "I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today" from Avenue Q.