[SomeoneLikeYou]

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I've come to the conclusion, folks...I am an actress, not a writer. So shut the hell up for crying out loud!!!!!! I wish I had never made this topic or written that damn thing! I erased it from my computer! I WANT MY RESPECT BACK!!!!!

[Tumnus1031]

You win 10,000 internets for this. The ending made me smile. A lot.

*Goes to e-mail it to all of his friends*

[Luc]

If I were a bitter person, I would point out a few inaccuracies...

...thankfully, I'm not a bitter person.
Wonderful! That made me smile a lot! Well done!

[what_the_heck013]

I'm going to be completely honest and say that this isn't that funny.

Would a number of Broadway actors be so irresponsible as to miss a rehearsal? No.

For somebody who keeps spamvertising this, it isn't very good.

[jackissensational]

Okay, SomeoneLikeYou, I hate to be a dick, but I can't keep from saying this now. I read this before every post you made was "Go read my play!" It was cute, the first time. I didn't laugh uncontrollably, but it "wutevs." It got annoying. I don't think it's cute anymore. Please just stop spamming. We get it. We read it. Thanks for the play.

[SomeoneLikeYou]

I GET IT, OKAY?! I WILL REGRET THIS THING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND IT'S HAUNTING ME EVEN NOW! THANK YOU!

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[Set_Buildin_Dad]

I think it's OK here. No lock needed at this time.