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opheliarose

Crazy rumors about you

Not talking about the mean-spirited b*tchy ones that always get started, I'm just talking about the wierd ones.

For example:

The costume designer last night told me that a couple of the guys asked if I was putting lotion on my arms and legs to make them look whiter? She told them, um, no, it's to make them less DRY! (apparently they observed I am very pale and also that I was putting lotion on, therefore the lotion made me pale?)

Yes folks, I am a white white white girl. Laughing
Da_Dark_Dude

my best friend is gay. people think im his boyfriend. Rolling Eyes
Milleh

Rumour going round work that I slept with this guy...when I didn't!
I Love Lockstock

Me and my best friend are very close, therefore everyone thinks we're lesbians! I was talking to this kid in class one day when my phone vibrated and I had gotten a text. I said "Ooh, my boyfriend just texted me." And I'm a fast talker, and I guess it came out as "My girlfriend just texted me." and the guy said "Oh, Whitney?" I had to explain that Whit and I are not together!
Quique

I Love Lockstock wrote:
Me and my best friend are very close, therefore everyone thinks we're lesbians!


lol!! That was funny.

I too can relate to Da_Dark_Dude and I Love Lockstock.

My best friend is not only gay, he is twice my age and could be my father! I'm 28, he's 51. People always give us strange looks. I kind of don't blame them though, it's not every day you see a short, young, Hispanic dude hanging around with a much taller, older white dude, unless he's his whore he picked up from the corner somewhere.

It's no big deal when we hang out in regular places but when we go to a gay club, that's where everyone assumes I'm his lover or whore. Ick. Ick. Yuck. Sh*t. Mad
norayouadora

Argh! A few years ago there was a rumor that my best friend (at the time) and I were lesbians... That bothered me quite a lot. Not because I have anything against gay people (um, DUH) but because it bothered me that people saw it as a bad thing, and that they wanted to say bad things about me. What makes it worse is that she actually is a lesbian (though she wasn't out back then), so now I wonder if people think that it was actually true. It's not; I'm straight as a line. Ugh.

Another thing that hurt a LOT was last year, someone made an extremely cruel fake MySpace page for a boy who goes to my school, and everyone thought it was me. This guy is a real asshole, and plenty of people dislike him, but I was the most verbal person in voicing my distaste for him, particularly (LOL, surprise surprise), so everyone thought that I had to be the one who did it. I mean, even some of my closest friends (who were friends with him, too) thought it was me. It really hurt that people thought I could or would do something so childish, and cruel! I'm sure people still think I did it. That's so uncool Mad
The Drama Queen

Some people at my school didn't know my brother and I were siblings, so since we obviously knew eachother well and were always coming/going to school in the same car, they assumed we were dating Shocked
Salome

if you live in the south you could be both.
norayouadora

^LOL Salome... Ouch.

opheliarose wrote:
Not talking about the mean-spirited b*tchy ones that always get started, I'm just talking about the wierd ones.

Whoops, didn't quite see this. Oh well! Haha.
The Very Angry Woman

When I was in first grade, there was another girl whose name was very similar to mine. Someone started a rumor that she had been kidnapped over the weekend. Of course, over that weekend, the rumor morphed into ME being kidnapped.
Bianca.

Re: Crazy rumors about you

opheliarose wrote:

The costume designer last night told me that a couple of the guys asked if I was putting lotion on my arms and legs to make them look whiter? She told them, um, no, it's to make them less DRY! (apparently they observed I am very pale and also that I was putting lotion on, therefore the lotion made me


Lol! like sunlless PALEer. that's too funny.
Oddly enough.. I have a tanning appointment in a few minutes.. so I don't have time to share my rumor!
back soon.
Matthew

I think I already said the one about Me and Peter Pan.
Beagle On Stage

Last year, I supposedly had a nose job over spring break.

This is less unusual, but it's recent. I had this conversation a while ago:

ME: So I went over and helped (Person X) finish the CWP project.
FRIEND: Right, "helped finish the project."
ME: What was that supposed to mean?
FRIEND: I'm just teasing you.
ME: Why would you say that?
FRIEND: Oh...you know what people are saying about you two.
ME: Are people saying something about us?!
FRIEND: Oh sh!t.

It went downhill from there.
LaurelDP

When I got cast in the fall show my freshman year, after auditioning on my first day of school, there was a rumor that I was actually a drop out coming back to school after many years.
Meaning, I was older than all of them, so I got a part.
Which is feasible, because I have always looked ridiculously older.

This was only among two bitter people, though. And it quickly died.
liza_minelli

I just moved schools.

And I am fairly intelligent. Well, I was in top sets at my other school but only about middle ability of the top sets.

It seems like the level of intelligence was quite high in my old school.

So, there's this rumour going round that in my old school i was so smart, I got moved up to year nine and then when I moved up i got bullied for being so smart. and that's why i moved schools.

HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Asha

I apparently had a mad love affair with my (admittedly hot) teacher from summer camp...
Jordan

Da_Dark_Dude wrote:
my best friend is gay. people think im his boyfriend. Rolling Eyes


Are you *not* my bf then? Damn! I thought I had another conversion on my hands Laughing

Quique, I can understand your feelings about you and Wayne cos on duty, I have attended a gay pub for work purposes that I regularly attend off duty. Gary, who is one of my best mates at work said that next time he went to the pub after a disturbance, the manager said "Hiya Gary, thanks for coming..." Then led him into the back office with an arm round his waist to explain what had occurred.

Gaz is fine with gay people, I joke with him all the time, but next time I worked with him, he said "I swear Joe thinks I'm gay cos I was out with you the other week." and explained what had happened.

Oh and back to the subject? As far as I know, there's no rumours about me because to be frank, I'm such an up front and honest person that if you were to hear summat about me, it's probably true.

I always say that one should be up front and honest, then you have no secrets to hide.
Da_Dark_Dude

The Very Angry Woman wrote:
When I was in first grade, there was another girl whose name was very similar to mine. Someone started a rumor that she had been kidnapped over the weekend. Of course, over that weekend, the rumor morphed into ME being kidnapped.
root of ur anger right there Rolling Eyes
christinadaae

Someone started a rumour that I sang the national anthem at a Green Bay packers game. I wish.

Another was that I got accepted into Harvard because I slept with the admissions person. This was in 6th grade.
phantomphan85

I once had a rumour spread about me that I was pregnant.

I was 13 and had never had a boyfriend. Never did work out why said rumour was spread.
christinadaae

phantomphan85 wrote:
I once had a rumour spread about me that I was pregnant.

I was 13 and had never had a boyfriend. Never did work out why said rumour was spread.


Last summer I actually told someone that I was pregant. Funny story. Actually still makes me laugh. And she thought I was so serious. Its one of those "you had to be there things"
Orestes Fasting

Apparently in middle school I was a lesbian Nazi witch. All at the same time.
star2ballie

I've been pregnant at least...three times, according to my peers.

Funny.

Also, the reason I get leading roles is because I slept with the director. Who is a gay man. With a life partner.

Yep. That's me.
Jordan

christinadaae wrote:
Last summer I actually told someone that I was pregant. Funny story. Actually still makes me laugh. And she thought I was so serious. Its one of those "you had to be there things"


I guess you had to be. I was mates with a guy who decided to tell me (in confidence)... That he only had one testicle. He told me he'd lost the other in a cycling accident. He very quickly told me (the same day) that it wasn't true but he was amazed at how quickly it had spread.

It was true, after Chris told me, I mentioned to a friend the next day that I'd heard the story about Chris and people were very quick to offer forwards that Chris only had one testicle.

I asked Chris why he had started it and he said it was out of boredom but he had no idea it would take off like that.
OneSongGlory

There's rumours going round about the new kid, and everybody's talking til they're blue.. cause you know how a stranger is - if he's not dumb, he's dangerous. But either way, at least it's something new!
Asha

Orestes Fasting wrote:
Apparently in middle school I was a lesbian Nazi witch. All at the same time.


That's one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I about died laughing.
The Very Angry Woman

Da_Dark_Dude wrote:
The Very Angry Woman wrote:
When I was in first grade, there was another girl whose name was very similar to mine. Someone started a rumor that she had been kidnapped over the weekend. Of course, over that weekend, the rumor morphed into ME being kidnapped.
root of ur anger right there Rolling Eyes


No, if there was a root of anger in elementary school, it'd be the kid who sat behind me in 3rd grade who cut my hair with "safety" scissors.
broadwaybaby124

OneSongGlory wrote:
There's rumours going round about the new kid, and everybody's talking til they're blue.. cause you know how a stranger is - if he's not dumb, he's dangerous. But either way, at least it's something new!


HAHAHA! Footloose!

Anyway, I had a rumor spread kinda...BY MY MATH TEACHER, that I was dating my friend Ian. Funny how that one started. He saw us walking in the hallway together and assumed we were dating. He then confronted me about it, and it was heard by another girl, and my english teacher who announced it to my class basically. Oh yeah...and then this week, my math teacher also announced to my class that "I love Ryan" because I had written on my friend Ryan's hand, "I love Abby." So now, there will probably be rumors about that too.
LaurelDP

star2ballie wrote:
I've been pregnant at least...three times, according to my peers.



Me as well!

Before I moved to California, I was a little reckless, and hung out with much older people, mostly guys, and also did illegal activities, etc etc etc no need to go on.

Peers from school basically saw this as an opportunity to tell people that I was pregnant. Or a crack whore. Or that I was having a crack baby.
metaphor17

apparently I'm cheating on my boyfriend of 6 months with my (rather attractive) best guy friend.

I wish someone had told me sooner! Laughing
NoOneMournsTheWicked

The rumours were flying after I got cast as Maria.

Mainly, that I only got the part because I'm sleeping with the guy playing Tony.

Pfft...that's how he got the part, not how I got the part.

(Joking. But that rumor was going around.)
Orestes Fasting

Asha wrote:
Orestes Fasting wrote:
Apparently in middle school I was a lesbian Nazi witch. All at the same time.


That's one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I about died laughing.


Well, the funny thing is that if two half-truths make a whole, they got one out of three. Laughing I do wish I'd been able to muster up the MPD to be all that at once--think of the revenge scenarios!
Quique

The Very Angry Woman wrote:
Da_Dark_Dude wrote:
The Very Angry Woman wrote:
When I was in first grade, there was another girl whose name was very similar to mine. Someone started a rumor that she had been kidnapped over the weekend. Of course, over that weekend, the rumor morphed into ME being kidnapped.
root of ur anger right there Rolling Eyes


No, if there was a root of anger in elementary school, it'd be the kid who sat behind me in 3rd grade who cut my hair with "safety" scissors.


I would've had so much fun with you back in the day. Twisted Evil

I was once sent to the principal's office cos I kept on slapping all the girls' hair and screaming..."THE WIIIIND!!!!"

I was a very weird kid.
Jordan

LaurelDP wrote:
Or a crack whore. Or that I was having a crack baby.

Gosh, people say that like it's a bad thing.
<3Wilson<3

For some reason guys always assume I'm a lesbian, why? No idea. Maybe it's the fact that I'm extremely secure with my sexuality.
opheliarose

[quote="LaurelDP"]
star2ballie wrote:
I've been pregnant at least...three times, according to my peers.



I finally got a shirt that says "not pregnant, not trying, not your business."

I wear it to church.
Salome

star2ballie wrote:
I've been pregnant at least...three times, according to my peers.

Yep. That's me.


well if you werent such a slut they wouldnt say that about you. hahaha! Cool
norayouadora

opheliarose wrote:
I finally got a shirt that says "not pregnant, not trying, not your business."

I wear it to church.

LOL. That is hilarious. Where do you get a shirt like that? Very Happy
AllThatJazzHands

One of my friends told me that someone else thought I was a lesbian back in 6th grade. I never heard anyone else say it, so I think my friend did it just to piss me off. Oh, well.

This isn't much of a rumor, but a constant conception of me. People are always like, "You're so quiet and shy!" Which is true to a degree, but I'm a big fat loudmouth around friends. People are also shocked when I use profanity. "OMG! Brandi said ____!"
Dvarg

Quique wrote:
I too can relate to Da_Dark_Dude and I Love Lockstock.


Me too. And it's not very strange. My best friend is gay, and except the strictly sexual side of it, I am much more gay than him. It's me who loves theatre and musicals, wear flamboyant clothing, sing, flirt and gossip all the time.
norayouadora

AllThatJazzHands wrote:
One of my friends told me that someone else thought I was a lesbian back in 6th grade. I never heard anyone else say it, so I think my friend did it just to piss me off. Oh, well.

OH, for some reason, this makes me think of a time last year I was telling some people about how a while back a lot of people thought I was a lesbian (grr) and this stupid stupid insensitive girl was like, "Oh yeah, that's what I thought of you the first time I met you!" Ugh. Of course, it genuinely didn't bother me because this girl is not very well-liked at all, so anything she could say about me would pale in comparison to the nasty things said about her (not by me, but they do get said!) Twisted Evil
centerstage08

Goodness where do I start with lame rumors. Well when I was a freshman I gave a supposed bj to a friend...at the beach. This resulted in me almost getting the crap beat out of me by this creepy girl who had graduated like 2 years before that at a football game because she was crazy for my friend Tim who of course was a bit scared of her. Also the same former Kevin spread another rumor that he was having sex with Tim. When I heard I about died because I knew it wasn't true...but then after he told me many highly graphic stories I doubted this but tried my best to cover the rumor for my friend. Eventually I told Tim what Kevin had been saying and Tim freaked out and pinned Kevin to a wall(which was rather enjoyable to watch because I already disliked Kevin due to the rumor he spread about me). Also last year I was rumored to have dated my friend Macks and have done a lot of stuff with him none of which are G-rated enough to type. The greatest part is that the rumor spurred from a 7 year old girl asking if we were dating and us saying no and her saying we were just lying and then she told some of the older kids in the cast (which was nice because the creepy kid left me alone) and they told even older kids and by the end we were a VERY VERY happy couple. Actually I was also rumored to have dated Tim over the summer. This ironically was started by the same little girl. This one spread to the whole cast most of which were shocked because he was the director and was 4 years older than I am. Someone actually called a mutual friend of ours and told them who lives in L.A. who called friends in Orlando who called back to Michigan confused because they knew Tim was gay and was living with his boyfriend. It's funny how fast rumors can spread
Milleh

I have had the whole "You're going out with your best guy mate"

Can't have no guy friends can you without people assuimg your going out with them!

But yeh I had that rumour spread around that I was dating my best mate/that I fancied him...one o the 2 grrrr
opheliarose

The shirt:

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/xcursus/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.14662147/pNo_14662147/id_6190044/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_
Matthew


Peter Pan: "Kyle" and I.
He's a friend of mine.
Dvarg

Mumsytype wrote:
Shocked


Stop giving me the evils!
Roger's Chica

I've had the lesbian rumor too... seems to be a hazard of being really close to someone.

Though mostly people just seemed to think we were pretty interchangable... which sucked an awful lot at the time.

I was never really aware of any rumours being spread about me, though I'm sure there must have been. Oh! Except that there's a thing going around a Starbucks that I'm a witch... but I started that one. And it's really kinda funny.
LisaKitty

My first (and only) professional theater job, everyone thought I was sleeping with the Music Director. Which was true, but only in the most literal sense -- I would often go over to his place and take a nap on his couch during our dinner break.

Of course, it didn't help things much when one night after I had gone out to dinner with some fellow cast members, the aforementioned Music Director burst into the dressing room yelling, "Lisa! Why didn't you come sleep with me during the dinner break?!"

Men ... Rolling Eyes
NoOneMournsTheWicked

Apparently there was a rumor going around about me last year that led to my guy friends nicknaming me 'Kink'. My boyfriend told me this last night, but did not tell me what the rumor was. I have a feeling I don't want to know.
xoFoRgEtReGrEtox

Salome wrote:
if you live in the south you could be both.

Go die Salome, Go die.

Moving away from that....
The class of my town merges with the class of the neighboring town when we go to middle school. My last name is "East" but the neighboring town's class thought it was "Yeast" for the longest time.... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
All I can say to that is dur.
norayouadora

^Um. If you're from MA... *confused*

You must have family in the south, lol. Very Happy

Another crazy rumor about me (that I just thought of) is that I had a big crush on my gym teacher in 10th grade... My friends believed this so strongly that they would tell me when they saw him in the halls at school, or if he walked by they'd yell "there he is!" or something like that. I have no idea where they got that idea! He's young, but about 4 ft tall and not very cute. Lol. I'm still trying to live that one down.
jcstar

A few months ago, there were rumours about me "touching" young boys in school.

I was almost arrested on three seperate occasions.

HOWEVER, I was never informed why peopole were after me until I was dihonorably discharged from the public school I had been "working for free" at.

I will admit to giving children (ALL children) greeting hugs, or if/when they need comfort hug. I treat all children equally and never judge them.

This is probably why I'm not working at the moment... well, one of the reasons, anyway.

Andy.
Theaterfan101

this isn't really a rumor but...

For like three years one of my theater friends thought my best friend and me were brother and sister because we carpooled to and from the theater. (His dad brought us and my mom picked us up) went to movies, plays, and baseball games togeather, and got along really well. (Oblivisly she was an only child other wise getting along we be a clear sign we were not related). She also didn't notice that we called eachothers's parents Mr. and Mrs. so and so, ask each other where they were last week, arrived and left rehersal at diffrent times with diffrent people, and brought books and such to exchange to rehersal. She only realized we were just friends when we talked about the time we first met.

Also another friend and I used to tell weird stories about is "grown up sister" who my brother loved, and was going to have a baby, named vanessa, it could go on for over an hour. Our classmates never believed us but every teacher did. Wierd.
xoFoRgEtReGrEtox

norayouadora wrote:
^Um. If you're from MA... *confused*

You must have family in the south, lol. Very Happy

Yes my dads from the south but even so it's still stupid to think that let alone say it.

Another rumor.....
Someone started saying i was on drugs just cuz they hate me. but i am the person you would least expect to be on drugs(by appearance, personality etc)
LesMisForever

The Very Angry Woman wrote:
Da_Dark_Dude wrote:
The Very Angry Woman wrote:
When I was in first grade, there was another girl whose name was very similar to mine. Someone started a rumor that she had been kidnapped over the weekend. Of course, over that weekend, the rumor morphed into ME being kidnapped.
root of ur anger right there Rolling Eyes


No, if there was a root of anger in elementary school, it'd be the kid who sat behind me in 3rd grade who cut my hair with "safety" scissors.


lol

Is this girl still alive, or did you hunt her down a la "Kill Bill" ? Very Happy
Lena

Hmmm... haven't heard of any extreme rumours about me, but I've had the lesbian one - I'm really close to my best friend, but umm.... well. I guess you can't hug your best friend without being considered lesbian.

And thennnn.... not really a rumour, but everybody seems to think I spend my entire life studying. LOL. Just because I normally get good grades. Oh, and - again, not a rumour, but... - people seem to think good students can't possibly be interested in theatre - I've been starring in our school's musicals and used every opportunity to perform for the last four years and someone still came up to me after last week's Twelfth Night performance and said: "Wow! You can sing. I never knew."
Haha.

Wish I could share something more spectacular with you - oh wait, actually I don't. Razz
MrsJamieWellerstein

Same as everyone else's. I'm apparently dating my straight male best friend.

We do not try to dispel this rumor. We encourage it. It's kinda funny, and we're not going to be there next year anyway, so to hell with it. The people we actually care about know we're not together, soooo who cares?
xoFoRgEtReGrEtox

^^Right On. Right On.

I got nothin, just wanted to say right on to MrsJamieWellerstein.
Salome

that my s.o. and i do threesomes.
LisaKitty

Salome wrote:
that my s.o. and i do threesomes.


I'm guessing that's wishful thinking on someone's part. Cool
Salome

yeah apparently on everyones part who has mentioned it over the years haha
MrsJamieWellerstein

xoFoRgEtReGrEtox wrote:
^^Right On. Right On.

I got nothin, just wanted to say right on to MrsJamieWellerstein.

I can dig it.
aquamarine fishnets girl

This guy in my English class thought my best friend and I were lesbians last year for a while. We actually thought it was really funny... his whole basis for this theory is that we wrote each other notes sometimes, and apparently you only do that if you're lesbians... we sat across the room from each other (stupid seating charts) and he sat right in front of me, the desks were arranged so half of the room faced the other half, and so she was on the other side and for a couple of weeks, we would always make eyes at each other and act like we were flirting just to mess with him.

He happened to be the only guy in our class. We're convinced it was mostly wishful thinking on his part... but eventually we told him we were just screwing with him.

Those were some fun times...
Theaterfan101

Ha! You and your friend sound insanly cool
Matthew

People used to spread rumours in like 2nd grade that I was gay.
It hurt a lot. Sad

But now I've discovered myself and they all are single and have never gotten any.
Eat sh*t, crappy friends!
metaphor17

futureMUNGOJERRIE wrote:
People used to spread rumours in like 2nd grade that I was gay.
It hurt a lot. Sad

But now I've discovered myself and they all are single and have never gotten any.
Eat sh*t, crappy friends!



you tell 'em.
Smile
jonvaljohn

Oh, gosh. Don't we ALL remember when it hurt to be called gay?

Worst 10 years of my life!

Last year, some rumor was going around that I'd gone down on 3 black guys at the movies.

I was like...uh...what?

Who started it, I'll never know.

Also, apparently, I used to sleep with my musical director.
This anorexic yetti bitch who I hated.
Seriously, get 3 lead roles in a row, and you're not gay, anymore!

PSH!
Quique

There have always been rumors that I'm gay, and straight, and bi.

I just say they're all true, lol. Smile
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