Loppy Again
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Could My Cat Have Done A Better Job......directing RENT?
All I know is that Friend knows that "Thelma and Louise" didn't come out until 1991.
So I'm saying that's already a step in the right direction
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broadwaychild
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omg
if loppy's cat directed a movie...
that would be the greatest thing in the world.
I LOVE YOUR CAT!!!!! 
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bandcampgirl183
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You may think you're controlling OUR minds... but I think your cat is controlling yours 
(Seeing how you feel about Friend, this shouldn't be an insult)
~rachel~
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lakmé
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Obvi.
Hey, does Friend want to write my movement paper?
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Loppy Again
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Friend is feeling pissy tonight because i'm making him eat dog food
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Jennyanydots
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| Loppy Again wrote: | | Friend is feeling pissy tonight because i'm making him eat dog food |
 Oh my!
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bandcampgirl183
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I'd be pretty pissy if I had to eat dog food, too!
I actually heard that cat food is a much higher quality than dog food... that's why it's more expensive. Cat food is on the quality level with human food, whereas dog food.... isn't. I don't really know what is meant by "on the quality level with human food," but this is what my mom told me.
~rachel~
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Loppy Again
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i ran out of cat food at it's icy out so i borrowed some dog food from the neighbors
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bandcampgirl183
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Here, I'll e-zap (my long-standing word for teleportation of matter) you some cat food.
~rachel~
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Quique
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Kitties... | Loppy Again wrote: | | i ran out of cat food at it's icy out so i borrowed some dog food from the neighbors |
Is your cat really named "Friend"?
I think that's absolutely adorable, heehee!
I've never owned a cat, only dogs, so I know nothing of caring for them properly. When my friend Wayne got evicted from his Palm Springs condo, he entrusted me with his cat "Whitney" (whom just happens to look identical to yours, only bitchy).
She was apparently homesick and began with her wailing and running about. I had no cat food, so I grabbed some Oscar Mayer ham from the fridge, dumped it in a bowl and fed it to her.
Um, I'm sure you know exactly how cats throw-up, right? Well, here's assuming it's not just limited to this particular cat, but anyway, I thought Whitney was dying, or something. Do all cats throw-up as if they're trying to cough-up their intestines? It was the most frightening thing I've ever seen any animal do, LOL. She also made this grotesque slinking motion, accompanied by this awfully loud, hacking sound.
Yep, it was the ham.
I still prefer dogs. You slap a piece of ham upon their faces and they'll be more than satisfied. Cats are too sensitive. Oh, and don't even get me started on when they're in heat or the attitude they display.
Scary. 
What do you people see in those creatures? Is there such a thing as a cat that isn't bitchy and territorial? Hehe.
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Descartes
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With dogs, you own them.
With cats, they own you.
Which is why I don't have a cat.
Des.
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bandcampgirl183
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Dogs have owners; cats have staff.
I don't want to go down this road... but a dog throwing up really isn't any better. They kind of stick out their head in this rythm, and then retreat it, as they get ready to puke... When we saw this coming, we'd drag my dog onto the kitchen floor so that she would puke there instead of on the carpet.
Most days, I'd prefer taking a dog for a walk, and let it do its business outside (though now you have to clean up after the dog! eeew) to cleaning a litter box... but ya know, when it's pouring rain, or 5 degrees out (Farenheit), there's something nice about a litter box. For a cat, mind you.
And cats you can leave at home for a few days, and they won't go crazy... not that I have ever done this (call me over-protective much?), but most cats, if you have a neighbor look in on them and feed them, the cat is fine. My friends were all talking about how they want dogs, and I was like "You live in tiny apartments in NYC!! How abut a cat??" and my friend said she's allergic. My other friend claimed that if you do enough acid, that cures cat allergies. Has anyone heard this?? I am not about to test it out on anyone, I was just curious if this was a well-known street factoid. I claimed if you were always tripping on acid you'd be oblivious, but, yeah.
~rachel~
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JellyBelly
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| bandcampgirl183 wrote: | And cats you can leave at home for a few days, and they won't go crazy... not that I have ever done this (call me over-protective much?), but most cats, if you have a neighbor look in on them and feed them, the cat is fine. My friends were all talking about how they want dogs, and I was like "You live in tiny apartments in NYC!! How abut a cat??" and my friend said she's allergic. My other friend claimed that if you do enough acid, that cures cat allergies. Has anyone heard this?? I am not about to test it out on anyone, I was just curious if this was a well-known street factoid. I claimed if you were always tripping on acid you'd be oblivious, but, yeah.
~rachel~ |
Hallucinagenic drugs have no magical powers that will stop cat dander from causing your allergies.
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bandcampgirl183
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| JellyBelly wrote: |
Hallucinagenic drugs have no magical powers that will stop cat dander from causing your allergies. |
Okay... but when you're on one... you might THINK they do 
~rachel~
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JellyBelly
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Re: Kitties... | Quique wrote: | | I had no cat food, so I grabbed some Oscar Mayer ham from the fridge, dumped it in a bowl and fed it to her. |
Instead of running to a store or borrowing some from a neighbor, you fed a cat ham?
Ham.
I don't know about you, but ham was never a really big ingredient in any animal food I've ever bought.
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Fogeyman
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Re: Kitties... | JellyBelly wrote: | | Quique wrote: | | I had no cat food, so I grabbed some Oscar Mayer ham from the fridge, dumped it in a bowl and fed it to her. |
Instead of running to a store or borrowing some from a neighbor, you fed a cat ham?
Ham.
I don't know about you, but ham was never a really big ingredient in any animal food I've ever bought. |
You'd be amazed how much cats like ham.
But then, my cat likes carrot cake.n And KFC cole slaw.
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JellyBelly
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Re: Kitties... | Fogeyman wrote: | | JellyBelly wrote: | | Quique wrote: | | I had no cat food, so I grabbed some Oscar Mayer ham from the fridge, dumped it in a bowl and fed it to her. |
Instead of running to a store or borrowing some from a neighbor, you fed a cat ham?
Ham.
I don't know about you, but ham was never a really big ingredient in any animal food I've ever bought. |
You'd be amazed how much cats like ham.
But then, my cat likes carrot cake.n And KFC cole slaw. |
How does one find this out?
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OnceUponATime
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You feed it to them and see if they'll try it.
My cat also likes pumpkin pie, as evidenced by a half-eaten pie and tiny claw marks in the remaining part on Thanksgiving morning. I'm not sure which of my two cats was the culprit.
Also, my cats love green olives and mushrooms. If they smell either, they come running.
And back to the OT - I couldn't say for sure, as I haven't actually seen it yet.
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Loppy Again
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Friend likes cantelope. a lot
He also likes pita chips, apparently. But then he threw them up.
He also likes Howdy Doody II because she feeds him cheesesteak.
Though he isn't supposed to have that because of the diet and all
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Jennyanydots
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Sox likes wine coolers, coffee, whipped cream, any dairy product, cheesecake, fruitcake, really any cake, fig newtons, any newtons, fruit filling of any kind, chop suey, the run of the mill poultry, fish and beef, cheezits, goldfish, certain varieties of bread, popcorn, left over milk in a cereal bowl (Capn Crunch milk is his favorite,) and of COURSE he likes nachoes!
Basically, you can feed a cat anything. They'll know whether or not they can eat it.
with the exception of antifreeze and chocolate. Two things you should never give a cat.
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Jennyanydots
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One thing Sox doesn't like.....pizza. He'll take his portions and put them under a rug in the dining room and shake his paw at them.
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Chi
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My cat is a picky eater. She absolutely refuses to eat any kind of beef, and doesn't appear to be the biggest fan of pork. She will not eat dry catfood, or any sort of food that is not meat. She'll eat tuna, but not tuna salad because apparently she doesn't like mayo. She loves chicken.
Chi
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bandcampgirl183
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My dog ate all my halloween candy when I was 8. I was very sad. I had it all organized on the couch, and we all went out... came back and there were shreds of wrappers everywhere, and no more Rachel's Halloween Candy.
This same dog pulled a cake off the counter and ate the entire thing. No wonder she got pancreatitis.
Whenever you open a can of anything (like evaporated milk), my cat comes running because she thinks it's tuna fish. And I don't think we've ever given her tuna fish. And we haven't given her canned cat food in years.
Are any of you giving your pets presents for the holidays... or is that considered being obsessed?
~rachel~
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B3TA07
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I usually get the dog that likes rawhides a really cool rawhide and the one that doesn't like them gets a bonnet.
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Chi
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| bandcampgirl183 wrote: |
Are any of you giving your pets presents for the holidays... or is that considered being obsessed?
~rachel~ |
When I went to Germany, I brought back gifts for my cat. however, they were more for the sake of amusing my sister than anything else. I think my cat likes German cat food.
Chi
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MrsJamieWellerstein
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My dog was once sleeping. My cat attempted to eat him. He whined and ran away.
I like my cat.
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Loppy Again
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i think cats can have chocolate
not that it's GOOD for them...but it's not nearly as bad for them as it is for dogs
poinsettias, on the other hand=feline death
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Kad
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My cat loves ham. She has used me to get ham by over-exaggerating a paw injury.
She also loves home-made casear salad dressing.
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MrsJamieWellerstein
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| Loppy Again wrote: | i think cats can have chocolate
not that it's GOOD for them...but it's not nearly as bad for them as it is for dogs
poinsettias, on the other hand=feline death |
The chocolate thing is true. It's really not good for them, but it's not as bad as it is for dogs. My cat Jasmine used to like chocolate. She died at the age of sixteen. That's fairly old for a cat, if I'm not mistaken.
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bandcampgirl183
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| MrsJamieWellerstein wrote: |
She died at the age of sixteen. That's fairly old for a cat, if I'm not mistaken. |
I think the average is 15... so not so much. For a dog? Yes. I knew a dog that was 17 or so.... though it wasn't doing very well at that point. Odysseus' dog was supposedly a lot older than that... but that's Fiction. It still makes me almost-cry whenever I think about it, though.... For those of you who don't know, in The Odyssey, Odysseus was gone a decade or two on a great adventure... his dog was loyal, and waited all this time, though the dog was getting older and older. When Odysseus returned, his dog walked up to him, lay down at his feet, and died. It's so sad 
~rachel~
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Quique
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What's up with cats and their love of licking photographs?
My ex had three cats. A male; "Cupid," and 2 females; "Valentine" & "Luna." All three loved to dig the photo album from the closet and lick away.
So did Whitney.
And no! They weren't photos of me.
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wicked_diva
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My puppy ate my last two reeses from my Halloween candy this year. I was very sad, as I had been saving them for a couple weeks.
But I like cats and dogs. I just can't have a cat because my parents are allergic...
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bandcampgirl183
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There's something that my cat likes to lick, too....plastic bags! That's it. I can understand that they would be fun to play in... but why would she want to lick them??
I have a dirty mind.... but I'm going to ignore it, and maybe it will go away.
Diva, we have some mini ones leftover... you can have a few of those. Not as satisfying as the real thing, and the proportions are all messed up.
I had an English Teacher who overheard a conversation at a restaurant, and he thought it was really funny, and would make a great cartoon... so he sent it in to this cartoonist person that he loves, it's someone famous but I can't think of the name... anyway, the guy wrote back and said "I have a very strict rule with myself: I always invent my own material, and don't take any outisde anything from anyone. HOWEVER, yours was SO good, that I am going to have to use it." And he sent my teacher the original. So he has a cartoon on his wall that's the real one, from whatever famous cartoonist it is... yeah, I can't think of the name, and you're wondering why I'm even telling this story:
Overhearing two women eating lunch:
"You know... having children really puts cats in perspective."
This has never been one of my favorites, but so many people laugh so much when they hear the story... and at 3am my judgement is really, well, even use of the word "judgement" is generous.
~rachel~
This is probably complete gibberish, but it is bedtime.
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