mfmark
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Comedy Monologues???I'm lookin for a good Comedy monologue to audtion for URINETOWN. I'm a guy, falling into the 30-45 range. Any thought??
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thesunwhoserays
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i'm looking for the same thing, but a 20's girl! if you find anything, let me know! i'll do the same!
-mary
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belle_angelo
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I'm looking for one too, only female and late teens. If anyone can help, that'd be really cool-- i'll try to do the same.
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Bex
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| Quote: | | I'm lookin for a good Comedy monologue to audtion for URINETOWN. I'm a guy, falling into the 30-45 range. Any thought?? |
Have you ever heard of the play '100' by Diene Petterle, Neil Monaghan and Christopher Heimann?
This monologue isnt laugh out loud funny...although that would depend on how you acted...although it is amusing if you think about the words;
'Welcome to Death
(Pause)
Welcome. You will shortly be embarking on your transit.
This can be a disorientating experience but we shall do all we can to make your final journey a safe and pleasant one. Please listen carefully to the instructions and follow them... (Darkly) to the latter!
You are to select one memory from your life. You will then record your selction with the camera provided
(He points towards the 'magical camera' an invisible device)
As the memory is captured the mechanism will flash
(There is a sudden flash.)
At this time all other memory data will be deleted. If these citeria are met within th allotted timeframe, you will be united with your selected memory for living and reliving throughout eternity. Thank you for your attention.
(smiles as if finished, then suddenly remembers something)
Oh, and i encourage you to decide quickly...as the next group will be here very soon...
(Pause)
So. Are we clear?'
I know it's not that funny...but if you act it in a very professional manner, because of the subject area and depending on the tone you take, it is funny...and i supose it could be sued by any gender...of any age...although i'd say its more suiting to a male.
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