[Holly]

Hey everyone.

This is a last resort for me - my head is about to explode.

I'm directing monologues for middle school students for a competition, and I've had twelve different monologues shot down by my drama teacher (who is conducting the entire thing), out of fifteen that I've given him. I keep trying to find a fourth one, but I'm going insane.

I need something contemporary, hilarious, appropriate for a thirteen year old, and not overdone. It's a difficult combination... I'd list the ones that have gotten shot down, but I really can't remember most of them. Can you guys give me any suggestions?