[Monsieur D'Arque]

My stage manager had the hilarious idea that Captain Von Trapp is away from the home so much because he is secretly Captain Austria, the superhero defending the nation. His arch-nemesis is The Black Spider, a Nazi supervillian who is, in reality, Franz the butler.

Assisting and battling both of them, occasionally simultaneously, is Max Detweiller, also known as Appeasor. His catchphrase- "I'm not a villain; I'm a hero with no convictions." His services are always available to the highest bidder or the upper hand.