Little_Nell
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Another silly topic: Sweeney Todd Three Word StoryYes, it's silly game but I saw it done elsewhere and thought it might be fun.
The rules are as follows: We write an on-going story with a Sweeney Todd theme (it doesn't have to be serious, nor would I expect it to be!). One person submits three words and then the next person continues the story with another three words and so on...
So here's my little contribution to get us started...
There was once
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mezzo_soprano
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a man named
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Luc
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Benjamin Barker. He
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mezzo_soprano
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had a wife
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bare24601!
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who was beautiful
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Joshua
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and she was
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mezzo_soprano
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virtueous (sp?) but there
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sopranodespair
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was a judge
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MusicalGal1194
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who was ugly,
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musical_maven
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and the Beadle
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MunkustrapQC
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was even more
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Brock07
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and together they
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Ghost
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Pimp my ride.
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Little_Nell
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They used their
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wtfchuck
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great big feet
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musical_maven
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to take away
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Brock07
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musicals dot net
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Luc
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Salome's reaction is:
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mezzo_soprano
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to claim how
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Little_Nell
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they were not
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musical_maven
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able to get
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Brock07
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her password and
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Anno_Domini
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she took her...
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Brock07
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army of followers
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Joshua
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to get more
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Brock07
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Malicious Sondheimists to
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Joshua
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be cool and
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Patrick
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---- the police
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Brock07
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Meanwhile, Sweeney Todd
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Little_Nell
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was deliberating over
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Brock07
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whether or not
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Little_Nell
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to pay a
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Brock07
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little visit to
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musical_maven
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Judge Turpin and
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Brock07
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George W. Bush
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BenjaminB
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and Beadle Bamford
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Brock07
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because Sweeney wanted
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nabokov67
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his sweet revenge
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Salome
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meanwhile george bush
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SomeoneLikeYou
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entered the barbershop
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Brock07
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and found Sweeney
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Salome
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sucking his thumb
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Little_Nell
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"What the hell
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Salome
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I thought i...
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Brock07
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sent you to
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SomeoneLikeYou
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the federal asylum."
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YouGotsToLovett
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Sweeney looked at
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Brock07
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George Bush and
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SomeoneLikeYou
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whipped out his
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Brock07
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Super Soaker X650
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Salome
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time to drown!
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Little_Nell
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And with that
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littlemisstheatregirl
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he soaked the
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Brock07
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sh!t out of
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Salome
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the asshole president.
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musical_maven
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and proceeded to
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Brock07
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cut Bush's throat
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SomeoneLikeYou
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and Mrs. Lovett
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Little_Nell
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watched from the
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musical_maven
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safety of the
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Brock07
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dirty old trunk
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Pannic
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from which she
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sopranodespair
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climbed out of
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Brock07
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"It's about time
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SomeoneLikeYou
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you showed up!"
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Brock07
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Suddenly, Dick Cheney
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SomeoneLikeYou
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broke Sweeney's windows
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Brock07
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with shotgun shot.
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musical_maven
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And had a
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Brock07
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pocket full of
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musical_maven
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spaghetti o's to
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Brock07
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smear on himself
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SomeoneLikeYou
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and frighten Sweeney.
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musical_maven
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Meanwhile, Mrs. Lovett got
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sopranodespair
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out cooking supplies
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nabokov67
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and prepared meatpies
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Brock07
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"It's time to
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Salome
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cook some republicans!
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SomeoneLikeYou
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God, that's good!"
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nabokov67
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Meanwhile, Sweeney Todd
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SomeoneLikeYou
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watched in amazement
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Brock07
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as Bill O'Reilly
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SomeoneLikeYou
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tried to seduce
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Brock07
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Salome, who said
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SomeoneLikeYou
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(Oh my God! Poor Salome!)
"Why the hell
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Salome
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---- you dickless
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Brock07
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no good republican
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SomeoneLikeYou
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I'm Democratic, damnit!"
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Brock07
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She grabbed Sweeney's
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nabokov67
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glistening razor and
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BenjaminB
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slit his throat.
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Brock07
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O'Reilly screamed out, "
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Mistress
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Save my dog!
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SomeoneLikeYou
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Then he died.
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Brock07
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Later that night,
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nabokov67
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Tobias Ragg ran
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Salome
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into salome while..
(btw the republican comment was o'reilly not to sweeny)
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SomeoneLikeYou
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delivering a pizza.
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le_moofin
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"Cheese or pepperoni?"
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BenjaminB
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"Got Meat Pies?"
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